In a fit of utter boredom I found one of these stupid user-made tests where it rates your answers in order to compare you with an ancient mythological creature. I was genuinely expecting to be compared with something like, say, a unicorn, or a mermaid, or what the hell, even a faerie, but this is what I got instead:

I do feel intense flares of hatred towards people who piss me off. But they usually don't last very long. I do sense when people ...Keep reading.

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My oh my, what a deep and thoughtful-sounding title for a blog entry. I bet I'll end up smearing it wit yet another wad of mental jerk-off.
The title refers to the overall suckiness of today. Apparently I have spent my useful days at my part time gig in the newspaper, so I was told not to go anymore unless I'm called. Great, because lately I was feeling like a fifth wheel again, which pisses me off to no end. I abhor feeling useless! I was just standing around doing sporadic little nothings that regular employees were too lazy or tired to do themselves. But when even that kind of work is unavailable, all I can do is just hang around like a bum, occupying space and being shifted from chair to chair everytime it's rightful owner came back. It's a pretty fucked up work situation, and I can't even ...Keep reading.

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Oh... my... Gawd. Becky, look at her butt Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. You know, who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean, her butt! It's just so big! I can't believe it's so round it's just out there, I mean, gross! Look! she's just so... Black!

-Sir Mix-A-Lot

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Lucifer and Lillith have returned hand in hand from their self-imposed exile to the "Divided Lands" (Dominican Republic) and I am still alive to tell the tale.
I got off work at about 7 pm, and I haven't heard from the dynamic duo since about two days ago. I had the slight idea they would come back sometime during this week, but I wasn't sure when, and they never bothered to clarify that for me. Guess they didn't give a blistering fuck, just like I did.
All the way back from work, my mind was just playing back all the discussions, insults and accusations bound to be thrown at my face when I crossed that screen door:

Ectetera, etcetera, et-fucking-cetera. These imaginary bouts were getting worse the closer I ...Keep reading.

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The name sounds like a cheesy 80's Pussy-metal hair band, but it's not.
It is a very powerful poison, which smells like a fresh, ripe fart. Why does it come to mind?

Because I need some.
Don't fret, I don't plan on using it on myself or anyone else in a fit of Shakespearean dramatic madness, I need it because as of late, hordes of tiny cockroaches have been spawning from under the kitchen sink, and threaten to form an angry mob with tiny torches and pitchforks and throw me out of my own damn house, taking advantage of the fact that my parents aren't here and I'm the only one left to battle and subdue them.
My dad, cheerful genocidal warmonger that he is, has been using that noxious shit (Malathion) for years, ending all sorts of lower life forms with just a spritz in the right place. That shit ...Keep reading.

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