Lately my biological clock has been severely fucked up due to the fact that I don't have a conventional work schedule. So I get sleepy at around 4:30 am and wake up at around 2:30 pm. Right after noon, which is when I wake up to drain the pithon and go back to sleep, I get bombarded by these weird, yet interesting dreams, which have been geting more vivid and "real-looking" these last few weeks. Here's the latest. See if you can get it.

I went to this huuuuge house with my family, it seems they were checking it out, maybe they wanted to buy it. I slip away from them and decide to roam the house on my own. The rooms, some of them were regular, some of them were gigantic, with up to four beds in a single room. Some were exquisitely decorated, like something out of an Architectural ...Keep reading.

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Writing last post's diatribe really fucked up my head last night, so obviously, my brain, to get even, provided me with another one of it's original, highly fucked up short films.
I'll call this one:

 

"Now That's Loyalty"
I was in some sort of gas station or car-related business, and this really cute, gorgeous guy came and attended me. He was a slender, dark-haired guy with gorgeous eyes and a killer smile, and even though the rest of the dream is all hazy, I can still remember the way he talked and his gorgeous grin. Where have I seen this guy before and how come my brain was able to produce such a fine specimen of the male human species?
Maybe he was a mixture of several things I find sexy in a guy. I don't know, but damn, I was truly impressed.
I have no idea what he was ...Keep reading.

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Saturday was fun kiddies!
Sit down around the fire. I swear I'm not gonna make stories about deranged killers loose in the wilderness kidnapping our fellow campers, gutting them and making bow ties out of their intestines and necklaces out of their teeth.

So saturday morning arrives, which means I must go deal with that annoying dent on my car which prompted the HUGE blog entry before this one (not that this one's any smaller). I arrived at the "Obligatory Insurance" company at 8:15 a.m., thinking I was already late. The ancient piece of shit who smashed his car against mine still wasn't there. Curse him. I take a turn and start filling up the form. In one section I had to describe the crash, and I made sure to sound as innocent as possible, and made the old fartbag appear as the evil villain who deliberately marred my precious vehicle....Keep reading.

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Evening readers! Guess what today I'll treat you to yet another BITCH FEST, hosted, caused and provided by, who else?
The King and Queen of the Damned, the Unholy Alliance, The Demonic Duo: Lucifer & Lillith, a.k.a. mum and dad!
The setting for the unexpected bitch-fest?
ELECTION DAY!
Yaaaaaaaay!

As everybody knows, I have never given a blistering, rancid fuck about politics in any shape or form, and it was my intention to sit on my ass all through election day while everyone marched their responsible little asses to the voting booth. Now I'm not saying that I'm irresponsible or apathetic, it's just that... Why am I going to make an effort choosing between three pricks that offer the exact same thing? Oh sure, everyone is saying that these candidates are kinda shitty and that it is our right to choose between the lesser of three evils, but what if I ...Keep reading.

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Clark Gable: So, my dear madam, have you ever had any boyfriends or any type of relationships with anyone, ever?

Vivien Leigh: No, never.

Clark Gable: Would you like to have one?

Vivien Leigh: (Gasp!) You bet your impossibly simmetric mustache I would!