Check this out. just CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: This bridezilla had the nerve to make a huge life size likeness of her AS HER FUCKING WEDDING CAKE. This is beyond being self centered. She might as well proclaim that she's God or something. She seems to be initiating a dark ritual where by consuming her own, gawdily dressed effigy, she shall open a door to her twisted dimension and begin a new, cursed age of her dark reign over our barren, twisted souls. Or at least her husband's. Speaking of which, look at the sad, defeated expression this man has. "Hmmmmm.. I wonder what the pussy gon' taste like..." It tastes like bacalaítos, of course. I'll excuse the psychedelic design on her wedding dress because she was actually raised in africa and she's paying homage to their lively, colorful prints, but a "me cake"? I mean I've read horror ...Keep reading.

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If you thought this shit was over, you're in for a surprise.

Remember THIS POST FROM TWO YEARS AGO? I bet you do. And if you don't, I highly suggest you read it. Especially the comments. It's a Supercilious© classic.

 Well, I woke up this morning with this priceless gem in my comments:

Chamaquito Kaiser lamento mucho decirte que llevo tiempo leyendo tus baboserias y solo demuestras que tienes celos y una envidia brutal de Jovani. Nunca te podras parar a el lado de el ni de nadie, no podras superarte con esa inmadurez de un pobre mocoso como tu. Te deseo puedas superarte y honrar a los demas para que te honren a ti.

I was going to answer him right there in the comments but after examining the situation I decided that this is too LOLworthy to just leave in the ...Keep reading.

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Adding a camera to an object as mundane and necessary as a cell phone was one of the greatest ideas ever conceived. With it I have been slowly able to visually document some of the fucked up shit you get to see by just walking or driving around here on a daily basis, in all it's glorious 0.5 megapixel "blurryvision". If I spent more time on the streets I'd have a whole blog dedicated to these things, since some of it, if not all, is stuff that deserves the tag ONLY IN PUERTO RICO. For example:

 

Retarded Car stickers

After the horribly ridiculous "family members" stickers that every suburban asshole thought to stick on his 4x4, we still get the occasional custom made car sticker, which, if not mourning ...Keep reading.

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