Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do this than with the next thing since sliced... communion wafers? I'm talking about:

WO0O0O0O0O0O! *devil horn sign*

...Oh shit wait I can't do that! this is Jesus music. *Raises hands in praise, closes eyes and mutters uninteligibly* For just $100 you too can rock out with your cock er... crucifix out to the solid sounds of wholesome christian rock, without the influence of ...Keep reading.

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Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's hard not to want to just grab her, dope her up, saw open up her skull and take a huge shit inside, at least that way it can be filled with something resembling a brain. Apparently, little bitch is jealous of big ol' sister. Here are some precious quotes from her interview in Us Magazine, along with some visual reference to put her words in perspective: "I grew up watching Lindsay"

...Keep reading.

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So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted baby through a toilet. I found it weird that he decided to use that instead of the more accesible trash can just three fucking steps away from him, but hey, whathever. That's what garbage disposals are for, right Kevin Spacey?

You see, garbage disposals are designed to take a moderate amount of soft garbage and chop it up in chunks that are small enough to ...Keep reading.

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If you needed further evidence that wealth is always distributed among the unworthy, hell, if you need further evidence that there is no god, just check out what an anonymous and very rich someone recently bought in a Sotheby's auction.

A lifesize anime statue. But not just any statue. It's an original Takashi Murakami sculpture. And yes, that white stuf swirling around the spunky, ecstatic anime character is EXACTLY what you think it is. If you don't believe me, click on the image to see the full statue. Needless to say, the image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Apparently whoever bought this did it over the phone. And with good reason. Would you like tho be the person raising your hand in an auction room when this thing is standing ...Keep reading.

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I'm gonna have to buy me a microSD if I'm gonna keep up with all the weird and fascinating shit I get to snap on my disgustingly blurry cell phone camera on a daily basis. Speaking of shit, you may have seen this horrible affront to good taste whenever you're in Guaynabo, on the corner of Quizno's and Bellas Artes (sorry, don't know the names of those streets).

This is supposed to be a banner for a DESIGN school. My design school. My alma mater. Then, if it is indeed a design school... WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS GODDAMN HORRIBLE MISHMASH OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS AS A LEGITIMATE ADVERTISEMENT? I imagine they made a competition between first year students who were just then learning to use photoshop and the least atrocious design turned out to be this and won. Because I refuse to ...Keep reading.

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