Here I am, completely alone in my house, just trying to sink in the fact that I'm not going to be seeing my parents for about two weeks. They're on vacation on the half-nation, Dominican Republic, while I am left here as Master, Ruler and Overlorld of this glorified pigpen. At least until the weekends, which is when the fucktard I call a brother comes over and eats every fucking thing in the fridge, only to leave me with half a soda bottle and a slice of cheese.
I had yet to enjoy one full night alone due to some interesting stuff going on in my life, which had supplied me with some very welcome company ever since my parents left a couple of days ago.
These past few nights have been quite... amusing.

Ha!!! Amusing! what a pathetic choice of words to describe the best time I've had since five ...Keep reading.

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Something exciting happenned today! are you ready kiddies?
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Oh come on at least give me an enthusiastic "yaaaaaaaaay!"....

.......(crickets chirping)...........

You bastards.

Anyway, I was called by my supervisor for a one on one meeting. Usually these things make me soil my pants, because they usually mean I'm gonna get my face smacked like a bitch for something I did wrong. But that was not the case. Miss Fucking Ray of Sunshine (she really is, she's like a mixture of joyful whimsy and satanic mischief wrapped in sarcasm and blunt honesty) As I was saying, Miss FRS sang praises about me, and told me that I was going to cover for one of The Girls, a member of the powerhouse duo of harcore gun-toting superhuman graphic designers under her command, who is going on vacation. Great! I thought. Two more weeks of feeling useful AND having a desk for myself!
Ah, but ...Keep reading.

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Ok. So it has been quite an uneventful day at work today. Almost nothing to do, bored out of my ass, waiting for time to pass by while depending on an online forum to keep me sane while trying not to laugh too hard and attract attention. I look longingly at my watch and notice there's only 2 and a half hours left to leave.
Then out of nowhere comes one of the lowest forms of humanity known in existence (a freelance salesman) and assigns me with work. Great, I thought, that way time can pass by faster.
Well, it just so happens that Fucking Bastard (the salesman, who from now on shall be known as FB) wanted me to do a supermarket shopper. A fucking shopper. In under 3 hours. Arranging 19 pictures of food along with their prices in less than 180 minutes.
Being the masochistic fuck that ...Keep reading.

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I was told yesterday i only had about 2 days left in my internship. God-fucking-damnit. I finally get used to a darn good job which I happen to like, and now my days are numbered. Even if the pay was basicaly bird feed. I don't care. I was happy.
There was only one thing that made me feel a little... uneasy about the place. Ever since I was hired with pay after the college internship was done, I really wasn't meant to be there. That place was reserved to some fucktard who maybe found a better offer, not just a "summer program", which is where I am stuck now. I was squeezed in there somehow, with no equipment to work, no place to even sit, doing actual work at short intervals throughout the day, only getting to work properly when people called in sick (which happenned quite a few times, ...Keep reading.

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