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    Name: Kaiser Dmmerung
    Age: 28
    Occupation: Game Designer
    Partnered: Yes
    Location: Plano, TX
    Astrological Sign: Aries
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  • Ali tu morena: yo, u and daddy yankee look kinda sexi juntos, you know? maybe one day he’ll come out. pero si...
  • Xtian: So glad you’re doing well and enjoying the courses! The Gerard piece was amazing! I can’t even...
  • Kaiser Dämmerung: Oh trust me, he shall be nagged. None of us had time to debug any of the pages we maintain due to...

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Jun
30th
2006

All alone, Woe is me

By Kaiser Dämmerung

omg im like so alone and stuff.

So I'm the only guy left at the office. everyone either left, took the day off, or is off on an assignment. You can hear the crickets chirping around here. Along with the occasional "presentao" every once in a while, asking for the 20895712345th time "OMG are you the only one left here?" or the highly original "So I guess you're in charge now!  now you can do anything you want and nobody will bother you!!11"... Silly bitches. If I could do anything I want I would close off the area and have myself a "studs in suds" (espuma party, for all you peasants out there) full of bare chested hunks grinding their lean, wet, hairless, soapy bodies against each other while booming techno music drones in the background. ...Keep reading.

Posted in Reveries, Work | 6 Comments »

Jun
8th
2006

My Cube

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I know, I'm ripping off my b/f's post. Deal with it.

Anyway, this is where I earn my living (and my headaches). Comfy, innit?

my desk

In case you don't understand what in the fucking hell is going on in this pic, I have prepared a handy guide of the usual crap that clutters my work space.

1. My leather bag. Hey, better than a faggoty man-purse, eh?

2. Possessed scanner (sometimes it turns on all on it's own. It's freaky)

3. Hydrating device. A.k.a. something to suck on while I work.

4. Ray Bans. I can't let $3k worth of laser surgery go to waste.

5. X-men posters!!!

6. Weird stickers left in my desk by a very deranged Secret Santa (amigo secreto)

7. Penny Arcade comic strip. See it here. You'll Know why ...Keep reading.

Posted in Work | 12 Comments »

Jun
2nd
2005

It’s official

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Today, after months of waiting and mounting expectations, I have finally placed my signature on a genuine employment contract.

I'm In.
I am officially welcome into corporate Hell. And I couldn't be more thrilled.

Now for Phase 2:
OPERATION *SAVE SOME CASH AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THAT HOUSE A.S.A.P.*

It took me completely by surprise, since I was expecting a couple of more interviews, but the wait was totally worth it, especially after the unnecessary mental stress I put myself through yesterday.
It turns out that at the monthly general meeting, they usually give the names of every new employee that is added to the company, and it surprised me greatly that, among the new freelancers and part-timers, my name was nowhere to be heard. This irked me greatly and caused a great deal of paranoia to start building up within me. What if ...Keep reading.

Posted in Family, Rants, Work | 8 Comments »

May
31st
2005

I gotta fix this shit!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I know I know. The banner is skewed and the links and archives are way down below. I fucked up the code and now I have an ungodly mess in what is supposed to be a webpage. Then again, my knowledge of HTML was corrupted by the evils of photoshop and dreamweaver.
Another thing I gots to fix: my fucking cluelessness. Because of it, I got my ears pulled hard at work. Mostly because of other's people's fault, but ultimately it is the designer who pays the price, as always. I thought things couldn't get any more fucked up (that day I had to put together the longest and most tedious of all weekly projects), yet they did .But not for me, HA!. It seems that my insufferable editor apparently made some wrong decisions along the way, and when his last project was published, let's just say one of the ...Keep reading.

Posted in Work | 1 Comment »

May
16th
2005

And in this week’s horrorscope:

By Kaiser Dämmerung

"Sweet and Mellow"
There may be a few unexpected twists and turns this week, Kaiser, as you go about your business. But they can contribute to your overall success as long as you use them in the right way. [Care to be a little less vague? wait... nevermind... this shit is free.] On Tuesday Venus, your love and romance planet, trines Jupiter. [Trine? Does that mean a smoldering hot threesome?! :D ] This is a really nice aspect for all kinds of meetings and social relationships. [See?? see??!!] It also looks good for a touch of romance as well. [OMG!!! It's like, a total orgy and shit!!!] Wednesday is one time when events, people and conversations may spring at you from out of the blue. [As always... Hello! I work in news media. Next!] Expect the unexpected as you go about your day, and keep a notebook with you, as ...Keep reading.

Posted in Geek Stuff, Work | 3 Comments »

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Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

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