Fuck Digg. Fuck Del.ici.us. Fuck Reddit. This is the new shit:

www.DEVANEO.net

This is PUERTO RICO'S new "social bookmarking" site. Courtesy of yours truly and Mr. Fucking ray of sunshine himself. (goddamn, we're on a roll. 2 websites up and it's been barely a month )

What's social bookmarking, you say?

Basically you pick a story, ANY story, be it from a blog, a forum, a news site, or an interesting youtube video. Then you register on the site (takes less than 30 seconds), and then you submit that story you like along with a link to it, obviously, the story's headline or the blog entry's title and finally a short description of what it's about. Readers will see that link to the story ...Keep reading.

Posted in Geek Stuff, OMG, Work | 2 Comments »

By creating a MySpace page.

Cybernetic attention whoring for the win!!! I've already registered quite a few of you, but if you're still not in Wiisteria's list, go ahead and add us! Even if you don't have a Wii! it's one more friend! Add me Add me Add me Add me Add me Add me!

Needless to say the page is doing just fine. It's been less than a week and we've had a handful of subscriptions already, we hope that Myspace (and other contacts I happened to get a hold of) can get more Wii owners out of the darkness and into their brand new, squeaky clean home.

Did I mention that the page looks FANTASTIC ...Keep reading.

Posted in Geek Stuff, Work | No Comments »

SO I WAS LIEK, MINDING MAH OWN BIZ HERE IN MAH CUBICLE LOOKIN' ALL FLY AN SHIT, AND THEN I HEAR ALL THESE PEOPLES RUNNING ALL AROUND AND I'M LIEK WTF? IS THERE LIKE SOME FIRE OR SOME SHIT GOING ON? CAUSE LIKE I DON'T HEAR NO ALARM AND IF THOSE FUCKIN WATER SQUIRT THINGS IN TEH CEILING START SPRINKLIN IT GON' FUCK UP MA HAIRDO. AND THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT. THAT DOMINICAN LADY ON MAH BUILDIN SPEND LIKE 6 HOURS MAKING MA HAIR STRAIGHT. SO I GET UP MA SEAT AND GO TO WHERE ALL THESE BITCHES BE GOING AND THEY ALL HUDDLING AROUND SOMETHIN SMALL AND HAIRY AND I'M LIKE HEEEEY, HEY... HAY!!!!!! BITCH GET OUTTA MY WAY! GET OFF MA FACE!!! GIT YO ASS OUT THE WAY!!!1 AND I PUSH ALL THEM NASTY BITCHES ASIDE.

AND THEN I SEES HIM:

...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Frivolities, OMG, Work | 20 Comments »

Remember that subliminal logo bullshit from the previous post?

Well, I was personally appointed to come forward with a slew of logos and possible names for a new publication geared towards hispanic teenagers and young adults, and so I did. After submitting a whopping FIFTEEN logos to our department, we finally came to a decision. Luckily and surprisingly, the publication name and the logo design were completely my idea, so I can finnaly brag about the fact that one of the sections in a nationally read newspaper was named and partially designed by ME.

I fuckin' rock out with my cock out.

Of course, I'm not allowed to show you what the name is or what the logo will be, but I'll show you a small preview:

What? you wanna see more?

...Keep reading.

Posted in Family, Work | 2 Comments »

LIEK... OMG!!!1!!1!!shift+1!! I WAS AT TEH WORK AND THEN I HEAR TEH PEOPLES MURMURING SOME SHIT AND I WAS LIEK WTF? AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT WE WERE GONNA BE VISITED BY LIKE, DADDY YANKEE AND SHIET! OMG!!!! DADDY YANKEE TEH DUDE WHO SINGS THAT FUNKY GASOLINE SONG AND TEH OTHER SONG THAT TELLS YOU TO BREAK STUFF!!!11! SO I SAID LIEK, OMG I HAVE GOT TO STALK TIHS GUY HE IS LIEK SO FAMOUS AN STUFF HE SANG ON TEH MTV AWARDS AND STUFF!!1 AND THEN I STARTED ROAMING AROUND WITH MY PHONE CAMERA AND SHIT AND SUDDENLY I WAS LIEK OMG THERE HE IS!!1!!

HOLY FUXXORZ I CANT BELEIVE I GOTS DADDY YANKEE SO CLOSE TO ME! I MEAN WE'S ONLY SEPERATED BY A THIN SHEET OF GLASS!! FOR REALS YO!!!1

...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Frivolities, OMG, Work | 21 Comments »