I'm leaving Puerto Rico.

Oh settle down you queens, don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm not doing it now. Jeez. 

Sorry for shoving it in your face like that, all rough and hard with no vaseline. But since DS has made it public and discussed it openly on his blog, I see no reason to skirt around the subject anymore.

Halfway through 2007, as I sat in my underpayed, dead end job, I decided that this is definitely NOT the way I want to spend the rest of my life. I don't hate what I do, but I don't like it either. But I couldn't possibly make a living out of something so horribly methodical and monotonous.

For as long as I can remember, I ...Keep reading.

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...is to blame them for your own mistakes and lack of judgement.

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Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

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So these crazy bitches at work are taking this "miraculous" weight loss pill.

What does this have to do with the title? Well I'm referring to the drug Xenical, which is being branded as the new wonder drug when it comes to shedding the fat out of your system. Thats right. This is the second coming of Fattaché, people. Except Xenical is an FDA approved, internationally promoted pill recommended by dieticians everywhere, unlike that other stuff that's promoted by old, attention-starved media whores.

Now, how exactly does this wonder drug "shed" the fat it traps when you eat the usual mountain of grease-drenched crap you're not supposed to be eating anyway? Naturally, you expel it through your ass. In it's natural oily form. What does this mean exactly?

ANAL LEAKAGE. Good lord, people ...Keep reading.

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Tags: xenical, diet, pills, oil, shit, stain

Who would have thought launching a website would bring such a crapload of things to do. It's fucking insane.

Well, It's been kind of bittersweet being the supreme ruler of your own domain, seeing as out of the 2 projects we launched, one of them took off dramatically and the other one seems to be stagnant due to the lack of interest from users and shitty promotion.

Wiisteria has been a blast. Lately every aspect of the site has been consuming me and DS's time: The main page, the news blog and the forum. Especially the forum. I had NO idea how many Nintenfreaks were lurking around, looking for a place to vent. And vent they have. We even had our share of bible-thumping closet cases, who let their true colors shine when they felt threatened ...Keep reading.

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