FUCK YES. I finished my sketch portfolio yesterday. After 3 months of working mostly of weekends. It feels like passing a goddamn kidney stone. Now comes the boring paperwork. I gotta write a one page essay, which is crap, really, considering I can write three pages on something as trivial as celebrity cocks on a daily basis (if I had the time you know I would). Speaking of which, I think a celeb penis post is long overdue. I'm gonna check my porn stash and see if there are any worthy "new arrivals". Hehe. So if you've been through my Facebook lately you'll find out that I had my birthday March 31st. It was such a weird, awesome day I cannot even begin to describe it. I ate so much cake that I'm still feeling the fucking sugar rush. I though it would be an ordinary work day, considering that during the four ...Keep reading.

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I sold it. Yesterday I "bequeathed" my black Road Warrior to the third or fourth dude who called me. He was really interested in it and I was actually surprised at the quickness of the whole sale process. Apparently it was way too fast, because he called me a few hours later to inform me that the radiator was punctured in TWO places, and one of them seems to have an attempt at repair, with epoxy. WHO THE FUCK REPAIRS A RADIATOR WITH EPOXY?! You guessed it. Dad. He has a history of trying to repair things and actually destroying them even further. His scorecard of devastation includes stuff like: A bathtub (trying to repair the pipes), the kitchen sink (about three times already), his pathetic attempts at being a mechanic (my radiator and busted power locks/power windows stand as proof), light ...Keep reading.

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'Cause that's exactly what I wanna do every time I look at it. I don't need porn anymore.  This shit is sex-ay.

Of course I designed it myself. Took me long enough, since I'm still toiling with the Guildhall's entrance requirements and the time I have left for stuff like this is very limited (i started working on it months ago). But the wait paid off. DS really outdid himelf with the programming, and it came out as close to the prototype as it could be. Kudos to my man. He's awesome like that.

I feel like I have a new house. A sexy new house where you just wanna fuck in every corner.

Of course this is a work in progress so if you see any weird stuff or shit that's out of place or links that don't work, let me know ASAP and I'll ...Keep reading.

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Tags: new, blog, redesign, supercilious, kaiser, dämmerung

From this depressing dustbin:

To this concentrated corner of AWESOME:

Too bad I'll only be able to enjoy this for a few more months... :/ Oh well. You gotta do what you gotta do. Now excuse me while I stretch my legs without slamming my dick on the keyboard tray. *Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

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Tags: work, cubicle, upgrade

By now you all know I'll be applying for a Master's Degree in The Guildhall. Well, aside from the endless paperwork and financial rape, I'll be required to submit a portfolio, with no less than TWELVE hand drawn sketches, which I intend to finish before March gets here. Why am I bringing this up? The title says it all. From this moment on I WILL NO LONGER BE DOING ANY PRO BONO OR FREELANCE GRAPHIC DESIGN OF ANY KIND unless really necessary (and by necessary I mean work related to the websites I've created and maintain with DS). The reason I decided to do this is because I seriously need to focus more on this project, as it is a very important part of a giant step I will take regarding my future as an artist. I know I still owe some stuff to a ...Keep reading.

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