Archive for the 'Supercilious' Category

Nov
10th
2004

It’s that time again…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

To whore myself around with some promo!

I've been trying to get my portfolio online for quite some time now, and I finally got the cojones to do it yesterday. It still has a few bugs, nicks and bruises here and there, and it's still missing that loading percent thingy (the little counter that shows the page's % when it's charging the scenes).

So if you see that it takes too long to load, don't get all antsy, hang in there and it appears. If it doesn't load at all after some time, refresh the page and go to that section again, it's supposed to appear. If it doesn't work at all, fuck you. Your computer sucks. (Either that or you don't have Flash in your browser.)

And now, without further ado:

BEHOLD, PUNY MORTALS!

Got any suggestions? Questions? Insults? Kudos? there's a little link called "comments" on the bottom of this self-servicing diatribe. ...Keep reading.

Sep
27th
2004

Interlude, Vol. 1

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Oh... my... Gawd. Becky, look at her butt Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends. You know, who understands those rap guys. They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? I mean, her butt! It's just so big! I can't believe it's so round it's just out there, I mean, gross! Look! she's just so... Black!

-Sir Mix-A-Lot

Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...