Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

...Keep reading.

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supercilious

adj 1: having or showing arrogant superiority to and disdain of those one views as unworthy; "some economists are disdainful of their colleagues in other social disciplines"; "haughty aristocrats"; "his lordly manners were offensive"; "walked with a prideful swagger"; "his mother eyed my clothes with a supercilious air"; "a more swaggering mood than usual"- W.L.Shirer [syn: disdainful, haughty, lordly, prideful, sniffy, swaggering] 2: expressive of contempt; "curled his lip in a supercilious smile"; "spoke in a sneering jeering manner"; "makes many a sharp comparison but never a mean or snide one" [syn: sneering, snide]

In other words, the name I've chosen for this new blog (I'd be damned if I had to name it "Hades 2.0") is just a pretty way for describing a monstrously arrogant person. Why arrogance? Even ...Keep reading.

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I got really sick of the previous template, so, believing myself to be a web designer with absolute knowledge in HTML language (just like my dad believes himself to be a master locksmith two posts ago) I dabbled a bit and managed to change the title banner and some other pointless shit. However, that fucker keeps nudging to the right, and as much as I try to fix it, the little bastard stays there, taunting me. I'll try to fix it as soon as I can, which is not now or tomorrow, because right now I'm dead tired and tomorrow is reserved for someone special. Friday is ho day! adieu.

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Very, very soon.

Something important, or unimportant, may happen, or not happen at all!
Stay tuned!

Ok.. I'm just fucking with you. I know I have neglected my blogging duties for quite some time, but what with the chaos of having a new OS in the workplace, having to manage a whole house for a week and a half, and giving some good lovin' to my baby's daddy, I can barely carry on with my carefree, hedonistic lifestyle. I haven't forgotten about my adoring horde of deviants, so wait for it. I'll post something worth reading.... SOON! VERY SOON!!!

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Your panties might get all up in a bunch, Nancy.

I know I have neglected my "bloggage" for a couple of weeks, but gimme a break, its just that a lot of amazing, fucked up, or downright awesome stuff has been going on lately in my side of the pond. But do not fret, fellow readers, I shall appoint myself the daunting task of updating you on every significant thing that happenned during the holidays, one event at a time. That should give me a couple of weeks of fresh blog blob.
Blog blob. That sounds like something that should come out of your dick.
Ew.

Aaaaaanyway, I shall come back when I get a break from all the madness with a rather juicy announcement.
No, I'm not getting married. It's still not legal, remember?
Thanks to you all right-wing-christian-republican ancient old farts...

TTFN.

P.S.: Tori Amos is fucking insane. I mean, what the ...Keep reading.

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