(I said that with a british accent)

Well this is quite a pleasant bit of news. After the mass hysteria caused by J.K. Rowling's announcement of Harry Potter's final book (July 21st bitches!!!) it turns out that our friend Dan Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry from the movies, is going to be acting in a West End theater play. But not just any play. It's a revival of a play that hasn't been shown since the 70's, called "Equus".

The interesting part of this play is not only that it hasn't been on stage for over 30 years, but that the character played by Radcliffe, a mentally ill boy who blinds horses, gets to be NAKED ONSTAGE and simulate a sex act on top of a horse.

What, you think I'm making this shit up or that this is a cheap tabloid rumor? Heres a promo shot:

...Keep reading.

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Ask and ye shall receive... A facefull of flopping penis!

In case you have no fucking idea what's going on or if you missed the first two, lemme save you some searching:

CPR # 1

CPR # 2

As for the ones who have already frolicked in this perverted debauchery.... Why the hell are you reading this useless intro? Start clicking those links and exciting/dissappointing yourselves with your favorite celebrity's manhood! (especially you perverted Googlers who type "free celeb cock" or some similar shit on your search engine).

Let's start with a cock that is gonna drive gay nerds everywhere into a frenzy:

VIGGO MORTENSEN

I can already hear the geeks going: "OMFG ARAGORN IZ NEKKID OMG!!!!11!!!oneoneone!!1!!1eleven!"

Yes, even the almighty King Aragorn has dropped his Mithril leggings and shown us his Tower of ...Keep reading.

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Yesterday, Sunday, on the fourth of June of the year 2006, was the THIRD TIME that a person that I've dated or had a relationship with appeared on a newspaper.

No, they have not been killed or had a horrible accident (yet... *evil laughter*), they were all interviewed for various reasons and their pictures prominently displayed, much to my fucking chagrin.

Thre people. THREE PEOPLE I HAVE DATED AND/OR FUCKED have already been featured in the medium where I WORK at. Can you believe that?! It's like the universe conspires to sour my day every morning while I sip my chocolate and browse the news, guaranteeing a frothy chocolate spit all over the morning paper.

But yesterday's "Ex-man" was special, in a very fucked up  kind of way. I won't say which newspaper, I'll only mention that it was a rather long interview to a certain fire inspector who ...Keep reading.

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Don't deny it. I KNOW you've been yearning for some free celebrity cock, you naughty little monkeys!

Due to the popularity of the last post and the astonishing amount of people who actually search for famous ding dongs on the internet, this public service was created as a reference guide to some of the most famous peckers in hollywood, sports, the music industry, you name it. As long as it's famous.

Needless to say, the pictures on the links are NSFW, as in NOT SAFE FOR WORK, CHILDREN, OR PEOPLE WITH THE MINDS OF CHILDREN. This post is mere for... um.... "artistic" purposes and in no way condones lewd behavior. At least not in public

So enough with the chit-chat. Let's see some cock-cock

HEATH LEDGER

...Keep reading.

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Yep, you read right. PENIS review.

It's a review. About penises.

But not just any penis. Celebrity penis.

Oh come on! don't tell me you have never wondered what your favorite celebrity is packing behind those pants! Either out of curiosity or just sheer morbid interest, I know some of you guys have thought of measuring up with whatever famous singer or movie star, after being annoyed by all the ladies (and some gentlemen) who would drop their pants for them in a heartbeat. Or you ladies (and again, an awful lot of gentlemen) who lust after a certain unreachable superstar but will not rest until your filthy, depraved sexual fantasy with your favorite famous stud is complete with a visual of his actual package, not the perfect, immaculately trimmed and pristine tool of the gods you imagine they must have.

For some of us it's a turn-on, ...Keep reading.

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