No, this has nothing to do with that recently deceased vegetable woman.
These are a series of letters from a few years back, which I found stashed at the bottom of my e-mail inbox. They're from a long-lost internet buddy of mine, Whose name is Terri K. She's a canadian girl I befriended while roaming this now extinct north american chat room called "Bro's 98", or something. I spent a great deal of my college freshman year accessing that little hellhole, which was the one that started me into this whole chat thing. I met a lot of interesting characters, including a libidinous, sexually ambiguous high school girl with popularity issues, an indian guy, a psycho bitch with whom I exchanged pics and turned out to be a walrus (I fuckin' kid you not. The bitch was FUGLY!) and, of course, Terri, who was known in there ...Keep reading.

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Name: Kaiser
March 31, 1980
1:00 AM
Time Zone is AST Santo Domingo, DR

Rising Sign is in 05 Degrees Capricorn.
You are practical and reserved but very ambitious. An achiever and a hard worker, you respect success. Older looking and very serious as a youth [Nuh-uh bitch, who you calling old? just look at these cheekbones!], things lighten up and you relax more as you mature. You have a serious view of the world as being a difficult place to be in. Very envious of those who seem to have an easier life than you have, relaxation and play do not come easily. It is important that you had abundant parental support as a child so that you do not feel lonely and isolated as an adult. Generally, you have a good, earthy sense of humor ...Keep reading.

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I went to the eye doctors today on my lunch break. I had been postponing my visit since almost three weeks ago, thanks to my god-awful short term memory, which failed to remind me to go day after day, since an appointment is not necessary. Until my pissed off mother reminded me of the horrible fate that befalls someone who fails to show up for four weeks in a row (No more free check-ups). Incredible how a pissed off succubus can jump-start your memory. I sure as hell didn't forget to go today.
When the doctor checked my eyes, he said my tears are Contaminated. What the fuck? I imagined glowing, green ooze seeping from my eyes at that moment.

Why do I get such bizarre mental pictures when I'm at that clinic?

In another subject, I was discussing something with my significant other which left me thinking. We were talking about ...Keep reading.

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