I'm usually not very fond of forward e-mails, but every once in a while you find one that's totally fucking worth it. (thanx Erik!) This one's an interesting experiment with Google, where you type your name followed by the word needs, all that enclosed in double quotes ("). So I just went on and tiped "Kaiser needs" and just read all of the crazy-ass phrases that popped up from websites:

- "Kaiser needs to improve its productivity" - *gasp!* are they spying my workplace?
- "Kaiser needs to change" - Do I? really?
- "Kaiser needs transparency and hard evidence" - Transparency... Hard... Is it a clear dildo?
- "kaiser needs a little more training bfore u take him back to that park." - Training for what. I suck at sports.
- "Kaiser needs to be profitable" - Of course I do. One of these days my name could be worth ...Keep reading.

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So I got home one day, after promising to take mom shop for groceries. And I see this skinny, nerdy somewhat kinda "cute-ish" looking guy getting out of his car and gowing towards me to shake my hand. Who the fuck is this guy? and why is he parked out front? Is he a mormon? no, he's not blonde or blue eyed, and he's not wearing the black tye/white shirt combo. Maybe he's selling something. Or charging his monthly newspaper delivery fee. Or he's coming to remind us of the next Dungeons and Dragons convention.

It turns out he is my brother's coworker, as I see my brother coming out and greeting him and showing him all around the house. That's weird. My brother almost never brings anyone home, not even girls.
Well, after the initial shock caused by the realization that his social life might not be ...Keep reading.

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No, this is not a post about selling body parts in the black market, so back off, FBI. I don't wanna end up like Filiberto.
I'm talking about that whole new breed of shows popping out that have to do with ghosts and the supernatural. After the success of Medium, it seems every fucking network wants to have someone who can talk to/see/hunt the paranormal, and now this is getting fuckin' ridiculous.
Medium, although a good series, runs the risk of seeing their ideas copied and running out of new plots and ideas for their show, since all that ghost sighting/psychic/ESP topic is not an easy one to feed to people who get more thrilled for the fact that Ashton married Demi over the weekend in some heathen Kaballah ritual involving blood drinking and the sacrifice of virgin maidens. Who the fuck cares? they WANT ...Keep reading.

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So I've been smoke free for nearly a year now.
Frankly, I have no idea why did I decided to start smoking in the first place. I can point it way back to october 1999, a time of confusion and interesting new discoveries. Yes, after years of denial I had just found out the hard way that I played for the pink team, and I guess that all those life altering events triggered a bit of self destructiveness in me. Along with the fact that my cousin had also started smoking recently, and bragged about it nonstop. One day I just woke up and decided I would give cigarretes a try. I bought a pack of "lung-breakers" (regular Marlboros with the red box) and when I had the chance, I was the one brandishing a brand new pack o' cigs ...Keep reading.

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Yesterday I had the chance to watch the final episode of "Six Feet Under". Truly, that had to be the BEST ending sequence I have seen in a long-running series, especially after that disgusting Queer As Folk "final episode" fiasco. Contrary to QAF, in 6FU I felt like every main character in the series got some sort of closure to their issues, considering that for five years they have been through hell and back. The ending sequence, where Claire is shown riding her swanky new Prius all the way from California to NY (I'd love to do the trip someday myself) was intertwined with every character's death sequence, decades from today. Their deaths ranged from peaceful to downright violent (poor Keith) and were also intertwined with several other happy periods in their lives, like Claire's wedding to Crazy Republican Guy and ...Keep reading.

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