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Jan
8th
2007

New Year finally makes sense, sort of

By Kaiser Dämmerung

This is the first time in years that I've truly felt that new years eve really brought some changes all around. There's been so much new stuff that I don't even know where to begin! Usually new year's eve is such a borefest that I end up either trying to get drunk (and quitting fearfully when I start feeling all pukey) or just sleeping it off. Pathetic, I know. But previously I usually spent new years with my folks, who are not exactly party animals when left by themselves.

This new year's eve was no different. Since I'm no longer living with my folks I decided to spend it with them so I don't end up looking like the antisocial pink sheep (even though the antisocial label is never gonna rub off no matter how hard I try). They decided to host the party in my sister's house, who was very pregnant and was not in a ...Keep reading.

Jun
30th
2006

All alone, Woe is me

By Kaiser Dämmerung

omg im like so alone and stuff.

So I'm the only guy left at the office. everyone either left, took the day off, or is off on an assignment. You can hear the crickets chirping around here. Along with the occasional "presentao" every once in a while, asking for the 20895712345th time "OMG are you the only one left here?" or the highly original "So I guess you're in charge now!  now you can do anything you want and nobody will bother you!!11"... Silly bitches. If I could do anything I want I would close off the area and have myself a "studs in suds" (espuma party, for all you peasants out there) full of bare chested hunks grinding their lean, wet, hairless, soapy bodies against each other while booming techno music drones in the background. ...Keep reading.

May
18th
2006

Reminiscing, The Hard Way

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Yesterday I spent the whole day looking at pictures and info about the place I left behind when I moved to Puerto Rico: La Romana, Dominican Republic. I was practically dragged outta there when my family decided that the country was slowly sinking into third world territory. Maybe it already was, I can't quite remember a lot of details. (Click on the thumbnails for bigger pics)

A view of the town hall, now with a horrible yellow color. When I lived there it was brown or beige. The building on it's left (not pictured) was the Colegio Episcopal, where I studied.

La Romana is a small town. Everybody knew each other or someone related to you. And my father specifically was a notorious figure in town. There wasn't a single day where we'd go out and he'd be greeted by at ...Keep reading.
May
2nd
2006

Monthly Weirdness

By Kaiser Dämmerung

No, I'm not talking about PMS or anything that has to do with vaginas whatsoever. It's that time of the month for... WEIRD SEARCH RESULT POSTINGS!

What's that, you say? Well I track down every search result from google or msn or technorati or whatever that led the reader to my page. Sometimes you see the usual crap (mostly searches for free porn) but sometimes there are entries so fucking weird and disturbing you just wonder how the hell are these people allowed to have a computer. Since we're already in May, let's start with last mont's search engine weirdness:

  • Foreskin cocks - I remember writing a post somewhere about having some extra skin down there, so it's no big surprise...
  • Korean schoolgirls fucked - Whatever horndog (most probably an old greasy disgusting guy looking for some young glistening asian pussy) stumbled upon this page probably turned around faster than he could say ...Keep reading.
  • Jan
    30th
    2006

    Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

    By Kaiser Dämmerung

    I smell changes this year!

    I mean besides the blog. The events from the last couple of years have led me to this cliffhanger in my personal life where I feel like I need to brace myself for all the things that are coming my way.

    Change # 1: Living quarters

    You might have heard about it from all the times I rant and bitch about the subject. I wanna get the hell out of my house. I'm sick of it. Lately I've been spending less and less time there, and spending more and more time with HIM. I'm not doing it on purpose, but because over the past few months I've grown more and more accustomed to his company, to the point that now spending any free time without him sounds absurd, and whenever we're not together we're constantly thinking about each other. Yeah, I know, we're a couple of ...Keep reading.

    Older Stuff

    Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

    Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

    Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

    Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

    The Potato Peel Crisis

    So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...