One of the hardest things to do when you're moving away overseas is getting rid of the stuff that you can't carry over. But there's one object that's gonna be the hardest loss for me. I'm talking about this old girl: Old faithful here has been with me for years, and has lived through so much fucked up shit with me it's hard to account it all without having to read this whole blog again or going down memory lane with family, friends, lovers, exes, one night stands, and the shitload of people that placed their asses in it's grey, dusty seats. Of course I wouldn't forget the juicy stuff, like the hot backseat sex (folding seats FTW), hauling drunken friends back to ther houses since I was always the designated driver, helping said friends sneak out of their oppressive households in the middle of the night so they could ...Keep reading.

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I'm leaving Puerto Rico.

Oh settle down you queens, don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm not doing it now. Jeez. 

Sorry for shoving it in your face like that, all rough and hard with no vaseline. But since DS has made it public and discussed it openly on his blog, I see no reason to skirt around the subject anymore.

Halfway through 2007, as I sat in my underpayed, dead end job, I decided that this is definitely NOT the way I want to spend the rest of my life. I don't hate what I do, but I don't like it either. But I couldn't possibly make a living out of something so horribly methodical and monotonous.

For as long as I can remember, I ...Keep reading.

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Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

...Keep reading.

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No, you perverts, I'm not talking about this sort of thing [DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK AT WORK UNLESS YOU WANNA GET FIRED ON THE SPOT].

I mean it figuratively, of course. The reason why I decided to break my work-imposed vow of blog silence is that yesterday I enrolled myself in an aerobic kickboxing class, and today was my first day.

 

Holy Jesus fucking Christ in a titty bar, you have no fucking idea how out of shape you really are until you take a class like this. Within minutes of starting the class I was sweating bullets, my heart was about to jump out of my chest like an Alien, and I could barely lift my legs to kick or raise my knees. I was a mess. Several times the assistant dude had to stop me and take me ...Keep reading.

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Who would have thought launching a website would bring such a crapload of things to do. It's fucking insane.

Well, It's been kind of bittersweet being the supreme ruler of your own domain, seeing as out of the 2 projects we launched, one of them took off dramatically and the other one seems to be stagnant due to the lack of interest from users and shitty promotion.

Wiisteria has been a blast. Lately every aspect of the site has been consuming me and DS's time: The main page, the news blog and the forum. Especially the forum. I had NO idea how many Nintenfreaks were lurking around, looking for a place to vent. And vent they have. We even had our share of bible-thumping closet cases, who let their true colors shine when they felt threatened ...Keep reading.

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