So I'm about to move.

A few months ago D.S. and I started pimping up his apartment to see if I could move in with him anytime in the near decade. We painted the walls, we repaired pipes and fixed leaks. We even bought some courtains a few weeks ago that look awesome with the new paint scheme, and also prevent the neighbors from freaking out and starting a lynching party whenever they see us making out through the windows or parading around naked.

We still have a few paint jobs to finish and that's that, but all we're waiting for to prepare for my inminent invasion of D.S.'s private space is a bed. A soft, fluffy, huge bed. I mean we wanna sleep in a fucking ocean of mattress. We want a bed ...Keep reading.

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Yesterday, Sunday, on the fourth of June of the year 2006, was the THIRD TIME that a person that I've dated or had a relationship with appeared on a newspaper.

No, they have not been killed or had a horrible accident (yet... *evil laughter*), they were all interviewed for various reasons and their pictures prominently displayed, much to my fucking chagrin.

Thre people. THREE PEOPLE I HAVE DATED AND/OR FUCKED have already been featured in the medium where I WORK at. Can you believe that?! It's like the universe conspires to sour my day every morning while I sip my chocolate and browse the news, guaranteeing a frothy chocolate spit all over the morning paper.

But yesterday's "Ex-man" was special, in a very fucked up  kind of way. I won't say which newspaper, I'll only mention that it was a rather long interview to a certain fire inspector who ...Keep reading.

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A couple of years back, I made myself known as an amateur writer and contributor for a "literary" webpage. I wrote several pieces of which I'm not really proud of today, since I was just starting in this writing thing and I admit that reading my previous stuff after all these years and everything I've learned throughout makes me cringe a little. It wasn't bad, but it needed a bit more work.

Nevertheless I'm proud of those writings, since they were my first attempts at writing essays and most of them dealt with really personal experiences, like most of the content on that page. The page also had a forum. It was a melting pot of all kinds of interesting characters, most of which still remain as contacts and some of them have even become personal acquaintances, whose friendship I still value.

But then, megalomania fucked everything up.

I won't tell ...Keep reading.

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DRY HUMPING YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN.

Can you feel the love?

*especially all you unemployed government people?*

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Again, I repeat:

What....

The....

FUCK!!!!!!

OK  a warning... This is a geeky thread so if you came snooping for hot man-to-man action or don't care about the videogame world in particular you can scoot right off. Or you can go here.

My outrage today has to do with Nintendo's new name for the much-more-awesome-sounding Revolution. First of all, I had the innocent idea that Revolution was the official name. It's rough. It's aggressive. It clearly conveys what they want to do with their next-gen incarnation. Then yesterday I stumble upon THIS.

Wii?

WII?!?!?!

GOOD FUCKING LORD IN HEAVEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

How can they have the nerve to name a videogame machine after what most countries know as URINE?! Don't they research this stuff?!?!

Then they have the balls to deliver a ...Keep reading.

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