In your face, motherfucker.

In case you cant decipher what's in the link or are just too damn lazy to read, the president of the tax and financial commissions, Antonio Silva Delgado, has completely slammed into the mud a proposal that would add an additional 1% tax to all videogames, consoles, and accessories in Puerto Rico. I'll assume you read my previous rant on the subject. If you haven't, do us all a favor and CLICK THIS before you go on.

Well, Mr. Silva has furiously slammed the videogame tax idea and has stated that the project is dead and buried even before it hits his desk.

"Personally I'm against it. That tax means to penalize whoever buys those articles. It burrows deeper into people's pockets and now with the new sales tax no additional contribution should be imposed upon people and that shall not be approved".

Suddenly, my faith in politicians has been raised ...Keep reading.

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Puerto Rico hates gamers.

By clicking the link (and assuming you can read spanish) you will see a new reason to hate living on this island even more. Some fucktard punk politician submitted a project to add an additional 1% tax to videogames, videogame consoles and accesories. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL. In total, that could amount to a whopping 8% tax whenever you want to indulge in some digital escapism.

What I like even more is the reason they used to propose this project. I'm directly quoting the "ingenious" fucktard who just made my whole week sour.

"This project came up because the Secretary of Sports had some concerns about videogames causing children to practice less physical activities and be more obese, and because we feel compelled to strengthen sports programs in every town, since not even the department of sports or any of our cities has the resources".

Goddamn motherfucker sounds an awful lot like ...Keep reading.

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I love logo design. It's one of the few pleasures I can indulge in where I work every once in a while. So whenever there's a chance to churn out a new logo, I always jump at the chance without even a second thought. Giving birth to a new logo is not as easy as it looks, especially when you have to deal with the fact that almost every logo out there has been done and rehashed in every way imaginable. Originality is a rare and elusive whore. I've had a chance to design a few of them since I was hired, some of them good, some of them got totally raped by clueless superiors who have as much sense of design as blind epileptic macaque. Among one of the many ridiculous things I've been ordered to do recently was to build a logo around the word "hip". It was meant for a publication directed towards young adults. Personally, as ...Keep reading.

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I also used to think the logo was an eagle. Bullshit. It's a fucking buzzard. A stinkin', lazy, good for nothing carrion-eating ugly-ass bird that feasts on things that are already dead or rotting.

Remember my old laptop? The one who fizzled and died and forced me to create Bavmorda, Queen of all that is Evil and Tainted?

Well I've been trying to fix the damn thing since the beginning of the year. And failed miserably. When I tell you why you're gonna think that the planets are aligned in such a way that the possibility of fixing my old laptop are as likely as Britney passing the LSAT.

After CONusa tried to fix the damn thing for nearly ...Keep reading.

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That's right, self explanatory and right to the point.

Now, after you finish scratching your head wondering why I'm pointing my cannons toward this ridiculous has-been, let me fill you in on the details.

According to English gossip rag, News of the World, George Michael was spotted soliciting sex in an abandoned, bushy area in a London park, obviously frequented by filthy pervies in need of a quick fuck & go. Now you may all remember this windbag has already been arrested for soliciting sex to an undercover cop in a public bathroom. He barely escaped jail, but it seems the scare and the sex addict counseling classes didn't do shit to him. He still wants to cruise for anonymous ass in the sleaziest locations he can find, and this last one ...Keep reading.

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