If you thought this shit was over, you're in for a surprise.

Remember THIS POST FROM TWO YEARS AGO? I bet you do. And if you don't, I highly suggest you read it. Especially the comments. It's a Supercilious© classic.

 Well, I woke up this morning with this priceless gem in my comments:

Chamaquito Kaiser lamento mucho decirte que llevo tiempo leyendo tus baboserias y solo demuestras que tienes celos y una envidia brutal de Jovani. Nunca te podras parar a el lado de el ni de nadie, no podras superarte con esa inmadurez de un pobre mocoso como tu. Te deseo puedas superarte y honrar a los demas para que te honren a ti.

I was going to answer him right there in the comments but after examining the situation I decided that this is too LOLworthy to just leave in the ...Keep reading.

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Out of all the flaky, mediocre, drug addled, self important, attention whore, fame hungry celebutards that creep and crawl through print, film and TV, we have to lose a truly remarkable, talented one. I mean this guy had it made. He was fortunate enough to escape the dreaded "teen movie hunk" stigma pretty early in his career. Got progressively better movie roles. Built a reputation as a great character actor. Got an Oscar nomination. He was the fucking Joker for god's sakes! Even by watching the trailer you just know people are gonna go "Nicholson who?" after seeing The Dark Knight. But shit happens. We don't know the true reason of his passing yet, but what pisses me off even more about his death is that there's a lot of drug-addled, human garbage polluting Hollywood today, which for some fucked up reason find a way to NOT ...Keep reading.

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If there's a time in your life where one single person can alter the path you're gonna follow in life, it's definitely high school. The problem is, that single person, who, coincidentally has the power to make impossibly important life decisions for you, can be a dull witted, self centered, uncaring shit for brains. I'm talking about those career counselors you find at schools. I understand that being a snot-nosed adolescent douchebag, you barely have an idea about what you want to become as an adult. Seriously. The amount of people who enter college through any generic degree only to switch to a real one halfway is staggering. Thanks in big part to who? I think you already have an idea. I am a living testament of how a career counselor can make you waste precious years of your life and tons of your parents' money. It all started when I ...Keep reading.

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Tags: College, RUM, Mayagüez, Bayamon, Fail, School, Counselor, Misery

One USB port. No optical Drive. Throw in an extra $100 for said optical drive. Which will occupy your one and only USB port. Which will force you to buy a USB hub. No Ethernet port. Throw in another $1000 if you wanna try the new 64GB SSD drive. $1800 ruggested retail price (plus tax) After adding up all that shit, your shopping cart will end up with a grand total of: FUCK YOU, STEVE! You wallet rapist. P.S.: Where's my fucking Tablet Mac? Hm? Ass.

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Most guys would think twice before going a full month without shaving. This is me, not shaving for a full month:

PREPOSTEROUS.

Any guy stops shaving for three or four weeks and he turns into a member of ZZ top. But not me. I just had to be born with shitty beard genes. I mean look at that. It's like fucking chicken scratch all over my face.

I know all the guys who are cursed with having to shave on a daily basis are like "OMG shut the fuck up you're so fuckin' lucky you're not growing a 5 o' clock shadow at 10 a.m.!". Whatever. Having a full beard looks much better than having some weak-ass facial hair that makes your face look dirty instead of manly. I look like a teenager unsuccesfully pretending to be older. At least I can ...Keep reading.

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