Archive for the 'Rants' Category

Aug
31st
2004

Fifth wheel

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I was told yesterday i only had about 2 days left in my internship. God-fucking-damnit. I finally get used to a darn good job which I happen to like, and now my days are numbered. Even if the pay was basicaly bird feed. I don't care. I was happy.
There was only one thing that made me feel a little... uneasy about the place. Ever since I was hired with pay after the college internship was done, I really wasn't meant to be there. That place was reserved to some fucktard who maybe found a better offer, not just a "summer program", which is where I am stuck now. I was squeezed in there somehow, with no equipment to work, no place to even sit, doing actual work at short intervals throughout the day, only getting to work properly when people called in sick (which happenned quite a few times, ...Keep reading.

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