Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's hard not to want to just grab her, dope her up, saw open up her skull and take a huge shit inside, at least that way it can be filled with something resembling a brain. Apparently, little bitch is jealous of big ol' sister. Here are some precious quotes from her interview in Us Magazine, along with some visual reference to put her words in perspective: "I grew up watching Lindsay"

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Posted in Celebs, Rants, Sex, WTF | 3 Comments »

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what blogs are designed for. It's mostly used as a public, often anonymous tool that helps you stroke your ego and express in writing all of the shit that you're sometimes too much of a coward to say in real life. But most importantly, it is a highly overused, excessively easy way to try to bring attention to yourself or your fake "online self". And that is exactly what is turning the puertorrican blogging community into ...Keep reading.

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Allow me a moment to take the biggest, messiest, corn-studded SHIT on La Rosa del Monte.

We have been stuck in Orlando for nearly a week now, when the original plan was to hang out here probably for a weekend while the freighter company mentioned above did it's thing and released our car for pickup at their warehouse.

Wat has gone on for the past few days is an excruciating waiting period, much more painful than the acceptance letter from the Guildhall, since at least that last one I had a lot of faith in. But not with La Rosa. Since last Friday they have provided us with a shit ton of excuses and tentative dates for when they'll have our car ready, and when that date finally arrives, all ...Keep reading.

Posted in Rants, Travel | 13 Comments »

...but I'm so glad this douchebag:

Is probably gonna get raped in a cold jail cell floor.

It's one thing to become Puerto Rico's # 1 public nuisance, but when he hits a woman and tries to get away with it by playing the victim (as he always does), it takes a special kind of goddamn worthless human trash to pull it off. He was trash before this, but now he has evolved beyond that. He's like those boats full of radioactive waste that nobody wants cruising around our shores. I. CANNOT. WAIT to see him become everyone's prison bitch. Let's see if he tries to climb some other structure inside the penitentiary in protest. I would love to see him brought down, WITH A FUCKING SNIPER ...Keep reading.

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So my ex is soliciting a friend request on Facebook. FOR THE FOURTH TIME. The first time I said WTF of course, and promptly pressed the "ignore button". The second time I ignored him as well, but after noticing his request was ignored (Facebook won't tell people their request was denied. Piece of shit) he wrote me a private message, saying that he "needs to talk to me, it's important". Being the curious little asshole that I am, I awaited for his third request. This time I said yes, but through a hermetically crippled "limited profile". All I wanted to know is why is he so insistent on talking to me, I did not want him knowing what's going on in my life. We broke contact for a reason and I intend to keep it that way. After a few days of waiting for his "important message", I got antsy and wrote him. "So? what ...Keep reading.

Posted in Gay, Love Life, OMG, Rants | 6 Comments »

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