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My dad was still on the phone trying to convince me to perform some sort of feline heimlich, which made me wonder greatly if my father was a crack addict as well.

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Aug

31st

2006

John Travolta is NOT gay

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Hellooooo nurse!

He's just really, REALLY friendly.

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Oct

18th

2004

The Ordeal

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Alright you'se ho's & bitches, here's a play by play recount of what went on during my quest for perfect vision and the ability to sport designer sunglasses. This all went on on friday, October 15th.

12:00pm - Woke up at noon on friday. Pooped my pants. Today I was gonna get surgery. SURGERY! I wanted to make the most of the day, but fuck me, I overslept. Started to clean my room compulsively because I thought that I'd come back so blind I'd stumble with all the shit littering it.

12:05pm - As soon as I wake up I hear Lillith taking shit from Lucifer, who is royally pissed off because he wasn't properly informed that I was going ahead with the procedure. Yeah, it may have "slipped" my mind to tell him it was today, but bear in mind that weeks before I had suggested the idea, and the answer ...Keep reading.

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