Archive for the 'OMG' Category

Jan
13th
2007

It’s Promo Whore Time, again

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Fuck Digg. Fuck Del.ici.us. Fuck Reddit. This is the new shit:

www.DEVANEO.net

This is PUERTO RICO'S new "social bookmarking" site. Courtesy of yours truly and Mr. Fucking ray of sunshine himself. (goddamn, we're on a roll. 2 websites up and it's been barely a month emoticon)

What's social bookmarking, you say?

Basically you pick a story, ANY story, be it from a blog, a forum, a news site, or an interesting youtube video. Then you register on the site (takes less than 30 seconds), and then you submit that story you like along with a link to it, obviously, the story's headline or the blog entry's title and finally a short description of what it's about. Readers will see that link to the story ...Keep reading.

Jan
8th
2007

New Year finally makes sense, sort of

By Kaiser Dämmerung

This is the first time in years that I've truly felt that new years eve really brought some changes all around. There's been so much new stuff that I don't even know where to begin! Usually new year's eve is such a borefest that I end up either trying to get drunk (and quitting fearfully when I start feeling all pukey) or just sleeping it off. Pathetic, I know. But previously I usually spent new years with my folks, who are not exactly party animals when left by themselves.

This new year's eve was no different. Since I'm no longer living with my folks I decided to spend it with them so I don't end up looking like the antisocial pink sheep (even though the antisocial label is never gonna rub off no matter how hard I try). They decided to host the party in my sister's house, who was very pregnant and was not in a ...Keep reading.

Dec
28th
2006

Harry Potter Geekout Time!!!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

So it's official. The name for Harry Potter's latest and final installment in the über successful best book ever written in the history of human existence (yeah, to hell with the bible), has been revealed for us mortals to see, and wallow in it's geeky magnificence. Our new tome of ungodly worship shall be called:

HOLY SHITXXORZ!

Deathly Hallows. DEATHLY HALLOWS! OMG!!!!! THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!111

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...What the fuck is a hallow?

Well, according to WordReference dictionaries, its:

hallow Averb 1 consecrate, bless, hallow, sanctify  render holy by means of religious rites

Remember the english version of the "our father" prayer?

HALLOWED BE THY NAME? Ring a bell?

Yeah, but judging by the context in this ...Keep reading.

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Dec
20th
2006

WWW.WIISTERIA.COM IS GO!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

OMG YOU GUYS!!!!! DID YA KNOW!!! THERE'S A BRAND NEW WII PAGE OUT THERE! *GASP* AND IT'S FOR PUERTORRICAN WIIS!!!!

Finally, our work is [amost] done!!!1

Gawd. It's been almost two weeks of designing, coding, debugging, screaming, cussing, bickering and bitching, but we got 'er done. DS and I gave birth to a beautiful baby webpage, which we plan on making grow until it destroys the whole internet.

I already showed you a logo, now here's the whole thing:

OMG WIISTERIA!

Don't worry it's geared mostly towards puertorrican users so it's in spanish (international users are also welcome).

Basically the whole point of this page is to provide this island's thousands of Wii owners with an easy place where to meet other contacts and exchange Wii numbers, since Nintendo went out of it's league to ...Keep reading.

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Dec
18th
2006

Sorry for the lack of updates…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

But if you've been lurking around DS's blog lately you'll notice he mentions something about us working on a website.

We've been at it for the past 2 weeks or so, trying to launch a project that came into my mind in one of those rare hours of workplace boredom. What's the page about? Let's just say that it has to do with this Christmas' must-buy-puertorrican-black-friday-frenzy-inducing item. And no, it's not fucking "Fondle Me Elmo".

You know what? let me give ya a little clue. Here's the logo:

 

This is the first full-fledged website I've visually designed for myself since that horrid yellow nightmare that was my portfolio (no, I won't link to it again, it's too painful). I mean visually designed because I'm working graphics only. DS, of course, is ...Keep reading.

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Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...