FUCK YES. I finished my sketch portfolio yesterday. After 3 months of working mostly of weekends. It feels like passing a goddamn kidney stone. Now comes the boring paperwork. I gotta write a one page essay, which is crap, really, considering I can write three pages on something as trivial as celebrity cocks on a daily basis (if I had the time you know I would). Speaking of which, I think a celeb penis post is long overdue. I'm gonna check my porn stash and see if there are any worthy "new arrivals". Hehe. So if you've been through my Facebook lately you'll find out that I had my birthday March 31st. It was such a weird, awesome day I cannot even begin to describe it. I ate so much cake that I'm still feeling the fucking sugar rush. I though it would be an ordinary work day, considering that during the four ...Keep reading.

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So my ex is soliciting a friend request on Facebook. FOR THE FOURTH TIME. The first time I said WTF of course, and promptly pressed the "ignore button". The second time I ignored him as well, but after noticing his request was ignored (Facebook won't tell people their request was denied. Piece of shit) he wrote me a private message, saying that he "needs to talk to me, it's important". Being the curious little asshole that I am, I awaited for his third request. This time I said yes, but through a hermetically crippled "limited profile". All I wanted to know is why is he so insistent on talking to me, I did not want him knowing what's going on in my life. We broke contact for a reason and I intend to keep it that way. After a few days of waiting for his "important message", I got antsy and wrote him. "So? what ...Keep reading.

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Tags: Facebook, stalker, ex, boyfriend, loser, douchebag

 

I'm leaving Puerto Rico.

Oh settle down you queens, don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm not doing it now. Jeez. 

Sorry for shoving it in your face like that, all rough and hard with no vaseline. But since DS has made it public and discussed it openly on his blog, I see no reason to skirt around the subject anymore.

Halfway through 2007, as I sat in my underpayed, dead end job, I decided that this is definitely NOT the way I want to spend the rest of my life. I don't hate what I do, but I don't like it either. But I couldn't possibly make a living out of something so horribly methodical and monotonous.

For as long as I can remember, I ...Keep reading.

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It's that time of year, heathens!

The time of year where you flaunt whatever the old fat bearded bastard left you under the tree. And this year he really outdid himself.

Oh who am I kidding, Santa Claus died when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The person responsible for the most awesome gift I have ever received in my LIFE is none other than DS, who surpsisingly always finds a way to get me an even better gift with every passing year that we're together. It's fucking unbelievable.

I had hinted for months about how infatuated I had gotten with a certain piece of portable game hardware, but I didn't dare buy it since we're saving as much money as we can for purposes that I will disclose fully in another post. He was the first one who got horrified at the idea ...Keep reading.

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(I said that with a british accent)

Well this is quite a pleasant bit of news. After the mass hysteria caused by J.K. Rowling's announcement of Harry Potter's final book (July 21st bitches!!!) it turns out that our friend Dan Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry from the movies, is going to be acting in a West End theater play. But not just any play. It's a revival of a play that hasn't been shown since the 70's, called "Equus".

The interesting part of this play is not only that it hasn't been on stage for over 30 years, but that the character played by Radcliffe, a mentally ill boy who blinds horses, gets to be NAKED ONSTAGE and simulate a sex act on top of a horse.

What, you think I'm making this shit up or that this is a cheap tabloid rumor? Heres a promo shot:

...Keep reading.

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