So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted baby through a toilet. I found it weird that he decided to use that instead of the more accesible trash can just three fucking steps away from him, but hey, whathever. That's what garbage disposals are for, right Kevin Spacey?

You see, garbage disposals are designed to take a moderate amount of soft garbage and chop it up in chunks that are small enough to ...Keep reading.

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For those of you who are not privileged enough to be my Fakebook friends, here's a bunch of pictures DS and I have posted, taken throughout our epic quest to establish ourselves in the Holy Land known as Texas. I won't give you a long winded intro because people are fucking lazy and don't read anymore, so here's the pics and some descriptions:

The day of our departure was a rainy, sad, miserable piece of shit. Good thing the flights weren't delayed or canceled because that cloud was fucking with us the whole day. At this point I'm still not excited for some weird reason, since the fear of leaving something important behind kept my thoughts pretty busy.

We needed a way to be ...Keep reading.

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As you all probably know, as of this post I'm in Orlando, starting my engines for the legendary trek to that mythical land called Texas. The whole flight was so easygoing and hassle free that it kinda scared me. After such a rare pleasant experience I expected everything to turn into a clusterfuck as soon as I set foot in Florida, but that was not the case. Even the cab ride to our motel was a breeze. The cabbie was a silent Jamaican dude who reminded me greatly of Little Jacob from Grand Theft Auto 4. I half expected him to pop open his trunk and try to sell us an AK47. Unfortunately we arrived at night, so we couldn't appreciate the scenery on our way to our fabulous, luxurious Motel 6. Now let me tell you something about Orlando. This city is a gigantic living, breathing ...Keep reading.

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Oh yeah. That's right, motherfuckers.

ACE OF BASE IS BACK, BABY!!!

Did you Turn Around? Did you see The Sign? Is it All That You Want?

What the fuck does it matter! It's Ace of fuckin' Base! PRAISE THE GODS OF SWEDISH POP FOR THEY HAVE HEARD MY NIGHTLY PRAYERS!!!! Ohmygod. Presale. Presale!!!! where the fuck can I make a presale for the love of fuck I'm going batshit insane here Ace of Base is coming the fuck back!!!!!! BRB gotta change my pants I just came, peed and shat at the same time. P.S.: I Know, they used to be 4 members, but the blonde chick retired after her record contract expired. Apparently she "hates" being famous and became a recluse. That bitch...

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So this is MGM's latest animated movie, coming out later this year:

Goddamnit. I can already smell the lame jokes and retarded comparisons that shall go on for months or even years. (BTW if you really wanna know the difference, he has a hump in the back, mine's BETWEEN MY LEGS.) And yes, that's gonna be my default answer to any and all comments regarding the issue. Good day to all. PS: Just to get a head start, go fuck yourselves with something sharp, crooked and sandpapery. :)

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