Archive for the 'Love Life' Category

Dec
28th
2005

An assload of gifts

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Smashing haul of gifts this year!!! My b/f really outdid himself with the gift giving, i mean goddamn! This has been the most... how should I put it without sounding like a greedy bastard... "lucrative?" christmas ever, thanx to him. Because if it were for my family, I'd be stuck with a bottle of perfume, a gift card from Gap and another one from Borders. Which are not bad, but they could totally take a lesson or two from my b/f when it comes to gift-giving. The truckload of gifts I received from him left me speechless. Here's the list: - Margaret Cho's latest stand-up concert: Assassin: Not as funny as his first ones, but still laughed my ass off. Hard. Especially when she went "Oh BOO-HOO!". I swear one of these days I'm gonna fly to the US and see her live. - Sin City Director's cut DVD & Graphic novel combo : ...Keep reading.
Nov
14th
2005

Otanjoobi omedetoo gozaimasu!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

That's japanese for:

 

Someone really special is celebrating his birthday today. Goddamn, time passes by so quickly. It seems like yesterday when you were unwrapping the first birthday gifts given to you by a boyfriend. And yet here we are again. Another year! It seems like only weeks!
This is by far the longest I've been with anyone, and I'm pretty sure I won't have to reset that timer anytime soon. Time spent with you has been the most amazing and fulfilling experience I've had in years, and so far I still feel like those first few weeks, when you were too shy to make a first move, and I had to show you how to kiss properly (tongue on the first date is not recommended by Miss Manners. Hehehe!)
Remember ...Keep reading.

Aug
22nd
2005

The Insufferable Frailty of Life

By Kaiser Dämmerung
 

Yesterday I had the chance to watch the final episode of "Six Feet Under". Truly, that had to be the BEST ending sequence I have seen in a long-running series, especially after that disgusting Queer As Folk "final episode" fiasco. Contrary to QAF, in 6FU I felt like every main character in the series got some sort of closure to their issues, considering that for five years they have been through hell and back. The ending sequence, where Claire is shown riding her swanky new Prius all the way from California to NY (I'd love to do the trip someday myself) was intertwined with every character's death sequence, decades from today. Their deaths ranged from peaceful to downright violent (poor Keith) and were also intertwined with several other happy periods in their lives, like Claire's wedding to Crazy Republican Guy and ...Keep reading.

May
9th
2005

Happy Mother[fucker]s Day!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I will have to take drastic measures towards celebrating holidays with my family. Yes, people, as hard as it may seem, they have managed to fuck up even Mother's Day, turning it into a festival of blood, sweat and tears. It all started one innocent, bright morning when, after getting props from my mom for my outlandish present (as always, when I give a gift, I GIVE a gift, bitch!), she asked me, no, she begged me, with a tormented look in her eyes, to accompany her, dad, and sibling to said brother's new appartment, where they were still supposed to carry a few things from his previous place and finish up the tiresome moving process. I said, feh, what the hell. It probably won't take that long, and maybe we'll be back early enough for me to escape and get to see my dearly beloved other half. He had ...Keep reading.

Apr
4th
2005

I’m pooping my pants

By Kaiser Dämmerung

One of my coworkers just quit.
Yeah. Last friday. She left, and left me all alone, woe is me.
She also left me a golden opportunity to seize her coveted position, that is, unless some bastard who's been slaving unhappily in some detestable position wants to make my life hell and apply for it as well, taking advantage of "seniority" and trampling my attempt to fill that vacancy. I tell you, if some fucked up shit like that ever happens, I'll fuckin'quit before they can say "ungrateful little asshole". Ooh no laddie, I haven't been busting my ass for over a year now to get bumped from a position that has MY name written on it.
But still, what scares me is that... That chick who left was sort of my mentor. She taught me the ropes. 90% of all the shit I know is thanks to her. The other ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...