Love Life | Supercilious

Hell, this whole Island has transformed into one big fucking joke without a punchline. Compared to other places in the caribbean we may be doing fine, but still, if this is what fine means, I might as well pick up my shit and move to a cave in the mountains.

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Kaiser Dämmerung: I agree that he is indeed hot, but that doesn’t take away the fact that he’s still a...
Louis: ERIC BALFOUR, hot stud , you should not look for size only. That is very “superfitial”. This guy...
Ali tu morena: yo, u and daddy yankee look kinda sexi juntos, you know? maybe one day he’ll come out. pero si...
Xtian: So glad you’re doing well and enjoying the courses! The Gerard piece was amazing! I can’t even...
Kaiser Dämmerung: Oh trust me, he shall be nagged. None of us had time to debug any of the pages we maintain due to...

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Archive for the 'Love Life' Category

May

1st

2006

Vacation Update: The conclusion

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Sorry for the previous outburst. I just had to get it off my chest. It's not every day that you see a game machine being named after urine. So let's just forget that and carry on.

Last time we read about:

burn baby burn

Getting sunburned

jalda silenciosa

"La Jalda Silenciosa", or Silent Hill, PR

ghetto hoes

Being harassed by a ghetto ho

Among other fucked up things.

But today, children, we're gonna learn about:

jungle fever

MONKEEEEEEEYSS!!!

But first...

DAY 7: Who said there weren't any good beaches left?

We wanted to get sunburned again, but we got ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Frivolities, Love Life | 4 Comments »

Apr

27th

2006

I’m Back, Bitches! (a.k.a. how was vacation?)

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Thats the question I've been hearing nonstop from every human being ever since I arrived home last sunday night. The reason it took so long to write about it was because: 1) My employers just HAD to get even for my absence and nail me with 2 consecutive days of late-nighters, causing me to arrive home with an aversion to everything computer-related, 2) I completely lost track of time and day while on vacation, so I had to think back and have my boyfriend help me put it all back together in chronological order, and 3) I wanted to stay on vacation forever and had to slowly and painfully realize that in modern society that's impossible, unless youre either Paris Hilton or a hobo (the only difference between the two is that a hobo has fewer STD's).

Well, to quench your insatiable hunger for crap you're not even supposed to care ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Frivolities, Geek Stuff, Love Life, Rants | 5 Comments »

Apr

3rd

2006

Long Live the Queen

By Kaiser Dämmerung

CONusa, you've created a monster!

Literally.

After spending 3 weeks, 3 FUCKING WEEKS waiting for an overpriced laptop motherboard, I decided to move forward with Project BUILD A SUPER-AWESOME ÜBERCOMPUTER THAT WILL ONE DAY GENERATE ARTIFICIAL INTELIGENCE ON IT'S OWN AND TAKE OVER THIS WRETCHED WORLD AND DESTROY ALL OF HUMANKIND TO CLEANSE THIS PLANET OF ALL THAT IS SINFUL AND UNCLEAN. I also cancelled the fucking motherboard order and told them to give my back my damn money. Buncha slow, incompetent sons o' bitches...

So I guess that would make me $490 bucks richer. WRONG. For the past few weeks I've been saving up and slowly buying the components, and last thursday they were finally brought together and combined to form:

QUEEN BAVMORDA, MISTRESS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Bavs!

Bavmorda consists of:

One Aria MicroATX cube case

An Asus ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Family, Geek Stuff, Love Life | 6 Comments »

Jan

30th

2006

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I smell changes this year!

I mean besides the blog. The events from the last couple of years have led me to this cliffhanger in my personal life where I feel like I need to brace myself for all the things that are coming my way.

Change # 1: Living quarters

You might have heard about it from all the times I rant and bitch about the subject. I wanna get the hell out of my house. I'm sick of it. Lately I've been spending less and less time there, and spending more and more time with HIM. I'm not doing it on purpose, but because over the past few months I've grown more and more accustomed to his company, to the point that now spending any free time without him sounds absurd, and whenever we're not together we're constantly thinking about each other. Yeah, I know, we're a couple of ...Keep reading.

Posted in Dark Soul, Family, Love Life, Reveries | 9 Comments »

Jan

19th

2006

The joys of having a convertible

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Oh no, don't even think about calling me up and asking for a ride in my hot-ass car. I'm not talking about vehicles.

Today's topic, boys and girls, is circumcision.

*crickets chirping*

What does a convertible have to do with slicing the foreskin off of someone's fun stick, you ask?
Well, many uncut gentlemen can fake having a circumcised penis just by pulling back their "top", or it just draws back automatically when you get a particularly fierce boner. It's like having the best of both worlds. On one side you have a "protective hood", and on the other side you have the clean-cut look of a hoodless dick.

What was it that made me suddenly just go off on this "cock rant"?
1) I like dicks.

2) The fact that on this island, cut dicks are pretty rare. Seriously, out of all the people I've been ...Keep reading.

Posted in Gay, Love Life, Sex | 21 Comments »

Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...