So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted baby through a toilet. I found it weird that he decided to use that instead of the more accesible trash can just three fucking steps away from him, but hey, whathever. That's what garbage disposals are for, right Kevin Spacey?

You see, garbage disposals are designed to take a moderate amount of soft garbage and chop it up in chunks that are small enough to ...Keep reading.

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So my ex is soliciting a friend request on Facebook. FOR THE FOURTH TIME. The first time I said WTF of course, and promptly pressed the "ignore button". The second time I ignored him as well, but after noticing his request was ignored (Facebook won't tell people their request was denied. Piece of shit) he wrote me a private message, saying that he "needs to talk to me, it's important". Being the curious little asshole that I am, I awaited for his third request. This time I said yes, but through a hermetically crippled "limited profile". All I wanted to know is why is he so insistent on talking to me, I did not want him knowing what's going on in my life. We broke contact for a reason and I intend to keep it that way. After a few days of waiting for his "important message", I got antsy and wrote him. "So? what ...Keep reading.

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Tags: Facebook, stalker, ex, boyfriend, loser, douchebag

 

Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

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Posted in Dark Soul, Family, Gay, Lasik, Love Life, Reveries, Supercilious, Work | 8 Comments »

I had to interrupt the Art Night picture post to celebrate 2 years of having met the most wonderful, loving thoughtful, geeky, and downright amazing individual. I still don't believe that I would end up finding my soul mate (that word is so cheesy and overused, but I can't find another one) in my once most bitter forum nemesis (vivid memories of our infamous Photoshop Wars come ot mind. Luckily most of those atrocities have been lost...) I wonder what would have happenned if we hadn't met face to face in that party. I mean damn, look at where we are now. Planning our lives as a couple and after all this time still behaving as if we're fuckin' newlyweds. I know that after we move together we'll grow sick of each other from time to time [but that's what the Wii and the Xbox 360 will be there for]. ...Keep reading.

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So I'm about to move.

A few months ago D.S. and I started pimping up his apartment to see if I could move in with him anytime in the near decade. We painted the walls, we repaired pipes and fixed leaks. We even bought some courtains a few weeks ago that look awesome with the new paint scheme, and also prevent the neighbors from freaking out and starting a lynching party whenever they see us making out through the windows or parading around naked.

We still have a few paint jobs to finish and that's that, but all we're waiting for to prepare for my inminent invasion of D.S.'s private space is a bed. A soft, fluffy, huge bed. I mean we wanna sleep in a fucking ocean of mattress. We want a bed ...Keep reading.

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