Here's what you normally see driving in the streets in the evening:

 Here's what I see:

Fucking glare in ALL sources of light. I shit you not. that's a very close estimate of what it looks like. 

 It's been 3 years since I had Lasik, and my daytime vision couldn't be better. Even the doctor said I was "above 20/20". I got fucking eagle eyes... as long as there's a blazing sun or at least proper lighting. In the evening however, it all goes to shit. My freakishly large pupils let in more light than they should and cause this anomaly to fuck up my eyesight. I abhor driving at night, and if you think that's bad, try and imagine it raining, where every single ...Keep reading.

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Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

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So I've been smoke free for nearly a year now.
Frankly, I have no idea why did I decided to start smoking in the first place. I can point it way back to october 1999, a time of confusion and interesting new discoveries. Yes, after years of denial I had just found out the hard way that I played for the pink team, and I guess that all those life altering events triggered a bit of self destructiveness in me. Along with the fact that my cousin had also started smoking recently, and bragged about it nonstop. One day I just woke up and decided I would give cigarretes a try. I bought a pack of "lung-breakers" (regular Marlboros with the red box) and when I had the chance, I was the one brandishing a brand new pack o' cigs ...Keep reading.

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So I went to the eye doctor's this week.
The visit had been long overdue, but because of the huge amount of work, and because I constantly kept postponing it just because I didn't fucking feel like it, I was kept from going. I remember that last time I was there, there was a big hoopla about the events that happened in "The Ordeal" [CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO] , which, a few months later, saw the light of day in a mass media pubication when I was given the chance to write an editorial piece about laser eye surgery. They actually had a copy of the article, because they were able to deduct that I was clearly talking about them, even though I didn't mention the company's name anywhere. They even gave me the V.I.P. treatment and told me that I don't have to wait in line ...Keep reading.

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I went to the eye doctors today on my lunch break. I had been postponing my visit since almost three weeks ago, thanks to my god-awful short term memory, which failed to remind me to go day after day, since an appointment is not necessary. Until my pissed off mother reminded me of the horrible fate that befalls someone who fails to show up for four weeks in a row (No more free check-ups). Incredible how a pissed off succubus can jump-start your memory. I sure as hell didn't forget to go today.
When the doctor checked my eyes, he said my tears are Contaminated. What the fuck? I imagined glowing, green ooze seeping from my eyes at that moment.

Why do I get such bizarre mental pictures when I'm at that clinic?

In another subject, I was discussing something with my significant other which left me thinking. We were talking about ...Keep reading.

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