Archive for the 'Geek Stuff' Category

Mar
13th
2007

I’m not dead… Just tired

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Who would have thought launching a website would bring such a crapload of things to do. It's fucking insane.

Well, It's been kind of bittersweet being the supreme ruler of your own domain, seeing as out of the 2 projects we launched, one of them took off dramatically and the other one seems to be stagnant due to the lack of interest from users and shitty promotion.

Wiisteria has been a blast. Lately every aspect of the site has been consuming me and DS's time: The main page, the news blog and the forum. Especially the forum. I had NO idea how many Nintenfreaks were lurking around, looking for a place to vent. And vent they have. We even had our share of bible-thumping closet cases, who let their true colors shine when they felt threatened ...Keep reading.

Jan
13th
2007

It’s Promo Whore Time, again

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Fuck Digg. Fuck Del.ici.us. Fuck Reddit. This is the new shit:

www.DEVANEO.net

This is PUERTO RICO'S new "social bookmarking" site. Courtesy of yours truly and Mr. Fucking ray of sunshine himself. (goddamn, we're on a roll. 2 websites up and it's been barely a month emoticon)

What's social bookmarking, you say?

Basically you pick a story, ANY story, be it from a blog, a forum, a news site, or an interesting youtube video. Then you register on the site (takes less than 30 seconds), and then you submit that story you like along with a link to it, obviously, the story's headline or the blog entry's title and finally a short description of what it's about. Readers will see that link to the story ...Keep reading.

Jan
10th
2007

We may be experiencing technical difficulties

By Kaiser Dämmerung

I'm gonna be dicking around with the blog, so you're probably gonna see my site pop back up on some blog listings as if it has a new post. I'm not spamming, I'm just fixing old entries. If you have any problem with this, you can reach me at suckafartoutofmyass@youfuckingcunt.com.

Jan
8th
2007

New Year finally makes sense, sort of

By Kaiser Dämmerung

This is the first time in years that I've truly felt that new years eve really brought some changes all around. There's been so much new stuff that I don't even know where to begin! Usually new year's eve is such a borefest that I end up either trying to get drunk (and quitting fearfully when I start feeling all pukey) or just sleeping it off. Pathetic, I know. But previously I usually spent new years with my folks, who are not exactly party animals when left by themselves.

This new year's eve was no different. Since I'm no longer living with my folks I decided to spend it with them so I don't end up looking like the antisocial pink sheep (even though the antisocial label is never gonna rub off no matter how hard I try). They decided to host the party in my sister's house, who was very pregnant and was not in a ...Keep reading.

Dec
28th
2006

Harry Potter Geekout Time!!!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

So it's official. The name for Harry Potter's latest and final installment in the über successful best book ever written in the history of human existence (yeah, to hell with the bible), has been revealed for us mortals to see, and wallow in it's geeky magnificence. Our new tome of ungodly worship shall be called:

HOLY SHITXXORZ!

Deathly Hallows. DEATHLY HALLOWS! OMG!!!!! THE DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!!!111

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...What the fuck is a hallow?

Well, according to WordReference dictionaries, its:

hallow Averb 1 consecrate, bless, hallow, sanctify  render holy by means of religious rites

Remember the english version of the "our father" prayer?

HALLOWED BE THY NAME? Ring a bell?

Yeah, but judging by the context in this ...Keep reading.

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Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...