I sold it. Yesterday I "bequeathed" my black Road Warrior to the third or fourth dude who called me. He was really interested in it and I was actually surprised at the quickness of the whole sale process. Apparently it was way too fast, because he called me a few hours later to inform me that the radiator was punctured in TWO places, and one of them seems to have an attempt at repair, with epoxy. WHO THE FUCK REPAIRS A RADIATOR WITH EPOXY?! You guessed it. Dad. He has a history of trying to repair things and actually destroying them even further. His scorecard of devastation includes stuff like: A bathtub (trying to repair the pipes), the kitchen sink (about three times already), his pathetic attempts at being a mechanic (my radiator and busted power locks/power windows stand as proof), light ...Keep reading.

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'Cause that's exactly what I wanna do every time I look at it. I don't need porn anymore.  This shit is sex-ay.

Of course I designed it myself. Took me long enough, since I'm still toiling with the Guildhall's entrance requirements and the time I have left for stuff like this is very limited (i started working on it months ago). But the wait paid off. DS really outdid himelf with the programming, and it came out as close to the prototype as it could be. Kudos to my man. He's awesome like that.

I feel like I have a new house. A sexy new house where you just wanna fuck in every corner.

Of course this is a work in progress so if you see any weird stuff or shit that's out of place or links that don't work, let me know ASAP and I'll ...Keep reading.

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Tags: new, blog, redesign, supercilious, kaiser, dämmerung

Here's MY flowers and chocolate: Fuck yeah, motherfuckers.

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One USB port. No optical Drive. Throw in an extra $100 for said optical drive. Which will occupy your one and only USB port. Which will force you to buy a USB hub. No Ethernet port. Throw in another $1000 if you wanna try the new 64GB SSD drive. $1800 ruggested retail price (plus tax) After adding up all that shit, your shopping cart will end up with a grand total of: FUCK YOU, STEVE! You wallet rapist. P.S.: Where's my fucking Tablet Mac? Hm? Ass.

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It's that time of year, heathens!

The time of year where you flaunt whatever the old fat bearded bastard left you under the tree. And this year he really outdid himself.

Oh who am I kidding, Santa Claus died when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The person responsible for the most awesome gift I have ever received in my LIFE is none other than DS, who surpsisingly always finds a way to get me an even better gift with every passing year that we're together. It's fucking unbelievable.

I had hinted for months about how infatuated I had gotten with a certain piece of portable game hardware, but I didn't dare buy it since we're saving as much money as we can for purposes that I will disclose fully in another post. He was the first one who got horrified at the idea ...Keep reading.

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