Oh yeah. That's right, motherfuckers.

ACE OF BASE IS BACK, BABY!!!

Did you Turn Around? Did you see The Sign? Is it All That You Want?

What the fuck does it matter! It's Ace of fuckin' Base! PRAISE THE GODS OF SWEDISH POP FOR THEY HAVE HEARD MY NIGHTLY PRAYERS!!!! Ohmygod. Presale. Presale!!!! where the fuck can I make a presale for the love of fuck I'm going batshit insane here Ace of Base is coming the fuck back!!!!!! BRB gotta change my pants I just came, peed and shat at the same time. P.S.: I Know, they used to be 4 members, but the blonde chick retired after her record contract expired. Apparently she "hates" being famous and became a recluse. That bitch...

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I started this new category because, one day, while I was browsing my Itunes I realized: Goddamn, there are an awful lot of artists geared towards homosexuals in the music business! I mean even some artists whose intentions are not to appeal to the gay demographic actually manage to put out some seriously homo-friendly tunes.

I'll clarify from this moment on that if any artist makes it on this category, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're gay either, just that their music is considered sweet ass-shaking material by numerous "heterosexually impaired" people out there, myself included of course. Certainly there will be some blatantly rainbow-colored-glitter-disco-diva-get-out-your-sequined-boa queer artists out there, I mean, Rupaul isn't exactly a paragon of heterosexuality.

This category is just a showcase of what's out there, you may see some mainstream artists, like you could see some obscure indie stuff. The only thing they will all have in common is ...Keep reading.

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'You're gorgeous, but sometimes you're a bit creepy'

No, I'm not talking about anyone in particular. Im talking about something.

More specifically, my iPod.
I bought it about a week ago, and a few days ago, while still enveloped in the euphoria of finally owning a piece of expensive hardware I have lusted after for months, I decided to run a little test. I took the little devil to work (which has become one of the biggest consumers of "pod time" during my day), slapped on the tiny headphones and left them on for the whole work shift, at a very low volume, so that I could hear everything around me and could avoid putting my life at risk in case there's some catastrophe and I'm the only one left ticking away at the keyboard in my cubicle when everyone had evacuated. I also set the thing on random play.
Well, I ...Keep reading.

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Olive :: "Smile"
From the album: Trickle

Smile, you’ll steal away my soul
Smile, I’ll hide away and cry
My mind’s made up
I will shudder to see your eyes
Smile no doubt I’ll keep my pride
But it may be hard to find

There’s nothing left
Handed down your legacy
But more regret
Painted on with empathy

Smile, don’t complicate my time
Smile, don’t ask me if I’m fine
My world blown down
There is nothing that words can say
Smile, no doubt I’ll keep my pride
But it may be hard to find

There’s nothing left
Handed down your legacy
But more regret
Painted on with empathy

There’s nothing left, there’s nothing left

Smile, you’ll steal away my soul
Smile, I’ll hide away and cry
There’s nothing left
Handed down your legacy

Smile, you’ll steal away my soul
Smile, I’ll hide away and cry
There’s nothing left
Handed down your legacy
Smile, no doubt I’ll ...Keep reading.

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In one of those moments of sheer boredom, I started browsing my dusty CD collection. After seeing each and every one of the 100+ titles that threaten to fracture the CD case's spine like an old lady's hip after being pushed down a flight of stairs, I came to the brilliant and incisive conclusion that I have a really, really fucked up taste for music.
Can you imagine what goes on in the head of a guy who likes both Stone Temple Pilots and Britney Spears?
Exactly.
At least I would have an excuse calling some of my CD's "guilty pleasures", but I'm not gonna lie to you, I greatly enjoy listening to disposable fluff like BB Mak, La Bouche and (the horror!) Kelly Clarkson. Yes. Kelly Clarkson. You can stop wincing now, asshole.
The thing is, If those are guilty pleasures, I don't feel "guilty" at all. Should I ...Keep reading.

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