Yep, you read right. PENIS review.

It's a review. About penises.

But not just any penis. Celebrity penis.

Oh come on! don't tell me you have never wondered what your favorite celebrity is packing behind those pants! Either out of curiosity or just sheer morbid interest, I know some of you guys have thought of measuring up with whatever famous singer or movie star, after being annoyed by all the ladies (and some gentlemen) who would drop their pants for them in a heartbeat. Or you ladies (and again, an awful lot of gentlemen) who lust after a certain unreachable superstar but will not rest until your filthy, depraved sexual fantasy with your favorite famous stud is complete with a visual of his actual package, not the perfect, immaculately trimmed and pristine tool of the gods you imagine they must have.

For some of us it's a turn-on, ...Keep reading.

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Oh no, don't even think about calling me up and asking for a ride in my hot-ass car. I'm not talking about vehicles.

Today's topic, boys and girls, is circumcision.

*crickets chirping*

What does a convertible have to do with slicing the foreskin off of someone's fun stick, you ask?
Well, many uncut gentlemen can fake having a circumcised penis just by pulling back their "top", or it just draws back automatically when you get a particularly fierce boner. It's like having the best of both worlds. On one side you have a "protective hood", and on the other side you have the clean-cut look of a hoodless dick.

What was it that made me suddenly just go off on this "cock rant"?
1) I like dicks.

2) The fact that on this island, cut dicks are pretty rare. Seriously, out of all the people I've been ...Keep reading.

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Writing last post's diatribe really fucked up my head last night, so obviously, my brain, to get even, provided me with another one of it's original, highly fucked up short films.
I'll call this one:

 

"Now That's Loyalty"
I was in some sort of gas station or car-related business, and this really cute, gorgeous guy came and attended me. He was a slender, dark-haired guy with gorgeous eyes and a killer smile, and even though the rest of the dream is all hazy, I can still remember the way he talked and his gorgeous grin. Where have I seen this guy before and how come my brain was able to produce such a fine specimen of the male human species?
Maybe he was a mixture of several things I find sexy in a guy. I don't know, but damn, I was truly impressed.
I have no idea what he was ...Keep reading.

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Because you asked for it!
Ok. Only 1 guy asked for it, but what the hell, here it goes...

(Continued from last post)
I thought about it for a few seconds, but I gave in. I was just too curious and eager to know what had happenned between us, what prompted this sudden destruction of one of the things I held so dear at that time. (No, not my PS2, thank gawd)
I pressed the little green button, and I heard his voice. "What are you doing?" he said. No hello, not even a cold greeting. Just like nothing happenned.
"What the hell do you mean what am I doing? Is that how you greet people nowadays?" I said. I might as well play along and treat him as if nothing happenned also, I wanted to see how far he would go in his absurdity.
"Oh, don't be mad, It's just ...Keep reading.

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Case Number 3
Meet: The Heartsmasher.
There comes a time in a long relationship where you think that you have finally found "the one". You spend month after month with this person believing that your future with him/her is all peaches & cream, you even visualize yourself living with him/her in a two-story house in the suburbs, with a white picket fence, lovely neighbors who bring you pie every weekend and don't mind the ungodly screams you make when you have sex, and of course, a gorgeous toy poodle named Frou-Frou. Lord, am I fucked up or what.
I met this guy in a bar.
Ok, that's a bad way to start a conversation about relationships, since bars are absolutely the last place you meet people for something serious. Then again, I have never gone to bars with those intentions. But things have a way of happening. So stop thinking ...Keep reading.

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