A lot of people who see me and DS in person don't believe we're actually a couple. People tend to judge by looks, naturally, so they assume we're two pansy-sniffing fairies who like to frolic in shopping malls. Some even say we look intimidating (I'm looking at you, Héctor A.). But nothing could be farther from the truth. If you ever have the chance to have dinner with us, look at what we possibly will be drinking:

I don't even remember what kind of homosexual smorgasbord lies within this concoction, or what was it's name. The only thing it was missing was a tiny pink paper umbrella, but that would make the drink implode in a swirling vortex of GAY.

So there ya have it. Sooner or later you always get to see what a ...Keep reading.

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I started this new category because, one day, while I was browsing my Itunes I realized: Goddamn, there are an awful lot of artists geared towards homosexuals in the music business! I mean even some artists whose intentions are not to appeal to the gay demographic actually manage to put out some seriously homo-friendly tunes.

I'll clarify from this moment on that if any artist makes it on this category, it doesn't necessarily mean that they're gay either, just that their music is considered sweet ass-shaking material by numerous "heterosexually impaired" people out there, myself included of course. Certainly there will be some blatantly rainbow-colored-glitter-disco-diva-get-out-your-sequined-boa queer artists out there, I mean, Rupaul isn't exactly a paragon of heterosexuality.

This category is just a showcase of what's out there, you may see some mainstream artists, like you could see some obscure indie stuff. The only thing they will all have in common is ...Keep reading.

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In recent hours, while rummaging around Puerto Rico's blog community website, I stumbled upon THIS HORRIFIC OFFENSE TO ALL OF GOD'S CREATION.

What.. The... FUCK!

Ok, I consider it reasonable and fair that reggaetón as a genre has evolved (although VERY slowly) form it's "PUTA, MARICONA, DONDE TU ESTÁS METÍA COÑO!" roots and is now a mainstream phenomenon, even though it has been recycling the same beats and lyrics for nearly two decades. But this?!

Ok, from browsing through this horrific dreg of a blog you can read that this queen has actually fused reggaetón with ballads (which has already been done dozens of times before by more famous "performers", but not as masterfully horrible as this), and he intends to introduce himself into the mainstream, even if that means creating a shitty blog and subjecting our community with empty posts trying to do ...Keep reading.

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A short while ago I loaded up my browser and on Google's main page I found this interesting link for a very "particular" Wiki-How. For those of you who are not familiar with WikiHow, it's a user-based project designed to be the world's biggest instruction manual for EVERYTHING, including, of course, living your own life. Regarding this last topic, one of their links today called my attention, since it was titled "How to Make Your Parents Love You for Who You Are". Hmmmmm, that sounds familiar. So I open it up and give it a read.

Ha! It was just as I imagined. They never mention it explicitly, but this how-to post should have been called "Coming Out of The Closet For Dummies". Even though the word gay or homosexual or lesbian or zoophylic goth satan worshipper isn't mentioned ANYWHERE, you'll see what I mean. Here's a ...Keep reading.

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So I went out with my dad.

Turns out we had to do some stupid errand which he either was too lazy to do or couldn't do by himself. Mother was away, probably taking one of her numerous courses in, oh I don't know, painting, jewelry design, gardening, guitar playing, whatever strikes her fancy that week. That woman has a thirst for knowledge that befuddles me. It's like she wants to become the Dominican Martha Stewart. I can see her now, with her pastel apron and her deadpan monotone voice:

"Hi, my fellow viewers. Today we are going to try a delicious new treat. It's my trademark MANGÚ DE PLÁTANO MADURO CON RUEDITAS DE SALAMI "SANTA CRÚ" Y REVORTILLO DE HUEVO FRITO CON ARRÓ HABICHUELA Y CARNE", which we will top with a nice bottle of the finest Chianti straight from California's richest vineyards."

But enough ...Keep reading.

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