Archive for the 'Gay' Category

Mar
18th
2008

Saying goodbye to an old friend

By Kaiser Dämmerung
One of the hardest things to do when you're moving away overseas is getting rid of the stuff that you can't carry over. But there's one object that's gonna be the hardest loss for me. I'm talking about this old girl: explorer-95.jpg Old faithful here has been with me for years, and has lived through so much fucked up shit with me it's hard to account it all without having to read this whole blog again or going down memory lane with family, friends, lovers, exes, one night stands, and the shitload of people that placed their asses in it's grey, dusty seats. Of course I wouldn't forget the juicy stuff, like the hot backseat sex (folding seats FTW), hauling drunken friends back to ther houses since I was always the designated driver, helping said friends sneak out of their oppressive households in the middle of the night so they could ...Keep reading.
Feb
16th
2008

Mediocrity rises from the dead

By Kaiser Dämmerung

If you thought this shit was over, you're in for a surprise.

Remember THIS POST FROM TWO YEARS AGO? I bet you do. And if you don't, I highly suggest you read it. Especially the comments. It's a Supercilious© classic.

 Well, I woke up this morning with this priceless gem in my comments:

Chamaquito Kaiser lamento mucho decirte que llevo tiempo leyendo tus baboserias y solo demuestras que tienes celos y una envidia brutal de Jovani. Nunca te podras parar a el lado de el ni de nadie, no podras superarte con esa inmadurez de un pobre mocoso como tu. Te deseo puedas superarte y honrar a los demas para que te honren a ti.

I was going to answer him right there in the comments but after examining the situation I decided that this is too LOLworthy to just leave in the ...Keep reading.

Nov
2nd
2007

So Kaiser, what’s been going on with you?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

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Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

...Keep reading.
Mar
13th
2007

I’m not dead… Just tired

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Who would have thought launching a website would bring such a crapload of things to do. It's fucking insane.

Well, It's been kind of bittersweet being the supreme ruler of your own domain, seeing as out of the 2 projects we launched, one of them took off dramatically and the other one seems to be stagnant due to the lack of interest from users and shitty promotion.

Wiisteria has been a blast. Lately every aspect of the site has been consuming me and DS's time: The main page, the news blog and the forum. Especially the forum. I had NO idea how many Nintenfreaks were lurking around, looking for a place to vent. And vent they have. We even had our share of bible-thumping closet cases, who let their true colors shine when they felt threatened ...Keep reading.

Feb
21st
2007

Can you guess what this is?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

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If you want to find out what the hell you're looking at, then click on the thumbnail and unravel the mystery. But only do so if and only if you were one of those who actually gave a damn about the previous post. emoticon

Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...