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    Name: Kaiser Dmmerung
    Age: 28
    Occupation: Game Designer
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    Location: Plano, TX
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Archive for the 'Gay' Category

May
16th
2008

The best way to spend $15 million

By Kaiser Dämmerung
If you needed further evidence that wealth is always distributed among the unworthy, hell, if you need further evidence that there is no god, just check out what an anonymous and very rich someone recently bought in a Sotheby's auction.

A lifesize anime statue. But not just any statue. It's an original Takashi Murakami sculpture. And yes, that white stuf swirling around the spunky, ecstatic anime character is EXACTLY what you think it is. If you don't believe me, click on the image to see the full statue. Needless to say, the image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Apparently whoever bought this did it over the phone. And with good reason. Would you like tho be the person raising your hand in an auction room when this thing is standing ...Keep reading.

Posted in Frivolities, Gay, Sex, WTF | 7 Comments »

May
9th
2008

Celebrity Penis Review Part 4

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Oh yeah. You know you wanted it. Don't act coy. You yearned for it. You beg for it like a naughty catholic schoolgirl asking for a spanking. It's that time again.... To stare at celebrity cock! Needless to say the links are ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, as if a title like the one above wouldn't be enough of a deterrent for you to not open this in an office environment, unless, as I stated before, you work at a penis research facility. If you're a guy, don't worry, it's not gay if you look at the pics only to "measure up". Comparing penis size is embedded in our genes. That's why those flaps of wood placed between urinals are a criminal offense against our right to see if our peeing neighbor puts us to shame or deserves our sympathy for not being "gifted", and thus immediately defining alpha ...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Gay | 10 Comments »

May
8th
2008

The Cell Phone Diaries, part 2

By Kaiser Dämmerung
I'm gonna have to buy me a microSD if I'm gonna keep up with all the weird and fascinating shit I get to snap on my disgustingly blurry cell phone camera on a daily basis. Speaking of shit, you may have seen this horrible affront to good taste whenever you're in Guaynabo, on the corner of Quizno's and Bellas Artes (sorry, don't know the names of those streets).

This is supposed to be a banner for a DESIGN school. My design school. My alma mater. Then, if it is indeed a design school... WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS GODDAMN HORRIBLE MISHMASH OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS AS A LEGITIMATE ADVERTISEMENT? I imagine they made a competition between first year students who were just then learning to use photoshop and the least atrocious design turned out to be this and won. Because I refuse to ...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Gay, WTF, Work | 6 Comments »

Apr
15th
2008

Women are weird

By Kaiser Dämmerung
I don't know about you, but I can't help but feel weirded out when a random female makes a pass at me or gives me that "I wanna tear your clothes off with my teeth look". Seriously. I freeze up and given the chance I'd stick my head in the dirt like an ostrich. It's just fucking weird and too much to handle for me. And I have no idea why. Earlier today I went to buy lunch and I was kinda "eye-raped" by a chola. What's a chola, you ask?

hows it going essse

THIS is a chola.

For those who are too lazy to click the link, here's the copypasta: chola hardcore latina gangbangers. They usually have thin, arched, angry looking tattooed-on or penciled-on eyebrows, brown or dark red lip liner, 'Monroe', eyebrow and nose piercings, tats, Converse or ...Keep reading.

Posted in Gay, Reveries, Sex, WTF, Work | 7 Comments »

Mar
24th
2008

Is he NOT getting the message?

By Kaiser Dämmerung
So my ex is soliciting a friend request on Facebook. FOR THE FOURTH TIME. The first time I said WTF of course, and promptly pressed the "ignore button". The second time I ignored him as well, but after noticing his request was ignored (Facebook won't tell people their request was denied. Piece of shit) he wrote me a private message, saying that he "needs to talk to me, it's important". Being the curious little asshole that I am, I awaited for his third request. This time I said yes, but through a hermetically crippled "limited profile". All I wanted to know is why is he so insistent on talking to me, I did not want him knowing what's going on in my life. We broke contact for a reason and I intend to keep it that way. After a few days of waiting for his "important message", I got antsy and wrote him. "So? what ...Keep reading.

Posted in Gay, Love Life, OMG, Rants | 6 Comments »

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