Don't deny it. I KNOW you've been yearning for some free celebrity cock, you naughty little monkeys!

Due to the popularity of the last post and the astonishing amount of people who actually search for famous ding dongs on the internet, this public service was created as a reference guide to some of the most famous peckers in hollywood, sports, the music industry, you name it. As long as it's famous.

Needless to say, the pictures on the links are NSFW, as in NOT SAFE FOR WORK, CHILDREN, OR PEOPLE WITH THE MINDS OF CHILDREN. This post is mere for... um.... "artistic" purposes and in no way condones lewd behavior. At least not in public

So enough with the chit-chat. Let's see some cock-cock

HEATH LEDGER

...Keep reading.

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So yesterday I went to buy some perfume for a gift. After I'm done paying the woman behind the counter gives me a few sample vials of some new fragrance. It was Paris Hilton for Men.

I'm wearing it right now.

I'll probably get a mild case of gonorrhea, chlamidia and/or syphilis, since I'm pretty sure that stuff is made from the regurgitated semen collected from Paris' cum pouch (otherwise known as her stomach) and is distilled into what I splashed onto my body this morning.

The problem is... I like how it smells

Now that I think about it, the title for this entry should be:
It's gonna burn when I pee.

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DRY HUMPING YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN.

Can you feel the love?

*especially all you unemployed government people?*

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Sorry for the previous outburst. I just had to get it off my chest. It's not every day that you see a game machine being named after urine. So let's just forget that and carry on.

Last time we read about:

Getting sunburned

"La Jalda Silenciosa", or Silent Hill, PR

Being harassed by a ghetto ho

Among other fucked up things.

But today, children, we're gonna learn about:

MONKEEEEEEEYSS!!!

But first...

DAY 7: Who said there weren't any good beaches left?

We wanted to get sunburned again, but we got ...Keep reading.

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Thats the question I've been hearing nonstop from every human being ever since I arrived home last sunday night. The reason it took so long to write about it was because: 1) My employers just HAD to get even for my absence and nail me with 2 consecutive days of late-nighters, causing me to arrive home with an aversion to everything computer-related, 2) I completely lost track of time and day while on vacation, so I had to think back and have my boyfriend help me put it all back together in chronological order, and 3) I wanted to stay on vacation forever and had to slowly and painfully realize that in modern society that's impossible, unless youre either Paris Hilton or a hobo (the only difference between the two is that a hobo has fewer STD's).

Well, to quench your insatiable hunger for crap you're not even supposed to care ...Keep reading.

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