Frivolities | Supercilious

The professionally unemployed money pit named Kevin Federline actually ditched his pregnant girlfriend to be with his brain-dead southern belle, boning her brains out in exchange for money, cars, cigarretes and booze. He is truly the most envied man-whore in the entire country.

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Jul

5th

2006

What’s hollywood feeding their child actors?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Somewhere in 1999:

OMG hes ded!

"I see dead people"

...A couple of years later...

Must not have dirty thoughts... he's still underage

"I see some sexy-ass jail bait. mmhhhhhhmmm."

Holy shit. Now that's what I call a GROUTH SPURT.

"All of you who are interested in Kaiser's Sex Slave Program please raise your hand."

Oh honey i want MORE than just one finger

Now, if only he could be so kind as to supply us with material for one of those Penis Reviews...

Just to see how much he's really grown.

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...Keep reading.

Posted in Frivolities | 11 Comments »

Jun

19th

2006

Spot the Differences

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Between this:

Oink!

And THIS

BRRRWARRG MORE FOOOD!!!

OOPS... I ATE IT AGAIN!

Wanna know how Britney became this paragon of beauty and class? here is:

BRITNEY'S TRAINWRECK RECIPE

30 WAYS TO DESTROY YOURSELF AND YOUR CAREER IN 2 YEARS OR LESS

Make gradually shittier records.
Get cancelled concert dates because of low ticket sales caused by shitty records.
Plunge yourself into an identity crisis. Extra points for emulating Mariah Carey's hotel smashing habits.
Drink until shit-faced on a nightly basis. Smoke unfiltered Marlboro's.
Fall madly in love with the first oportunistic unemployed lowlife that hits on you in a drunken club night. Make him a backup dancer so he accompanies you on every tour to keep your demanding vagina satisfied.
Copy Jennifer Lopez by marrying your lowlife backup dancer. ...Keep reading.
Posted in Frivolities | 18 Comments »

Jun

12th

2006

The inner schoolgirl struck again

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Goddamn he's one fine piece of ass

I like Nick Lachey's new album.

Feel free to hate me now. emoticon

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Posted in Frivolities | 12 Comments »

Jun

6th

2006

6·6·06

By Kaiser Dämmerung

HAPPY SATAN DAY!

You have won a free pass to be insidiously evil today.

Use it and feel free to make life a living Hell to everyone around you. Don't know what to do? here's a list of 70 THINGS THAT WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "sensual massage w/ happy ending."
Insist that your drive-through order is "to go."
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. (they're a pain ...Keep reading.
Posted in Frivolities | 9 Comments »

May

24th

2006

Attack of the 80’s

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Who would win this fight?

Lo Pan!

LO PAN

Ming!

MING THE MERCILESS

Tags: Humor Movies 80s

Posted in Frivolities, Geek Stuff | 10 Comments »

Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...