Ask and ye shall receive... A facefull of flopping penis!

In case you have no fucking idea what's going on or if you missed the first two, lemme save you some searching:

CPR # 1

CPR # 2

As for the ones who have already frolicked in this perverted debauchery.... Why the hell are you reading this useless intro? Start clicking those links and exciting/dissappointing yourselves with your favorite celebrity's manhood! (especially you perverted Googlers who type "free celeb cock" or some similar shit on your search engine).

Let's start with a cock that is gonna drive gay nerds everywhere into a frenzy:

VIGGO MORTENSEN

I can already hear the geeks going: "OMFG ARAGORN IZ NEKKID OMG!!!!11!!!oneoneone!!1!!1eleven!"

Yes, even the almighty King Aragorn has dropped his Mithril leggings and shown us his Tower of ...Keep reading.

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For those of you who doubted the omnipotent powers of graphic designers:

This is how Tara Reid looks in the magical world of Photoshop.

This is what awaits you in real life.

Droopy boobs, skanky hair, puffy face, mushy body, misshapen wrinkly gut, goddamn, could she get any sexier? ...

*commence the puking, barfing, vomiting, tossing of cookies and regurgitation.*

Because when it comes to miracles, graphic designers could give Jesus a run for  his fucking money.

Any questions?

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Between cranky ol' Doña Florinda:

And cranky ol' Doña Britney

"Vámonos Sean Preston, no te juntes con esta chusma!"

Who would have thought Britney was familiar with El Chavo del Ocho.

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*LANCE BASS*

For finally revealing... no, fuck that. CONFIRMING that he's gay and has been gay through all his N*Sync years...

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Fucking come on!!!! Could you ever believe this princess was EVER straight?

Well done Lance. I hope that many other celebs follow your steps and fucking step up and admit they love the cock. You're lucky you were always one of the least significant members of the group, or we would be hearing  the nationwide scream of countless girls in their late teens who once had the ridiculous hope that at least one member of N*Sync would take away their chastity in a violent, preasure filled frenzy. Just be sure to watch your back now, there's gonna be a LOT of girls who are gonna stalk you and try ...Keep reading.

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That's right, self explanatory and right to the point.

Now, after you finish scratching your head wondering why I'm pointing my cannons toward this ridiculous has-been, let me fill you in on the details.

According to English gossip rag, News of the World, George Michael was spotted soliciting sex in an abandoned, bushy area in a London park, obviously frequented by filthy pervies in need of a quick fuck & go. Now you may all remember this windbag has already been arrested for soliciting sex to an undercover cop in a public bathroom. He barely escaped jail, but it seems the scare and the sex addict counseling classes didn't do shit to him. He still wants to cruise for anonymous ass in the sleaziest locations he can find, and this last one ...Keep reading.

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