Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do this than with the next thing since sliced... communion wafers? I'm talking about:

WO0O0O0O0O0O! *devil horn sign*

...Oh shit wait I can't do that! this is Jesus music. *Raises hands in praise, closes eyes and mutters uninteligibly* For just $100 you too can rock out with your cock er... crucifix out to the solid sounds of wholesome christian rock, without the influence of ...Keep reading.

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So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted baby through a toilet. I found it weird that he decided to use that instead of the more accesible trash can just three fucking steps away from him, but hey, whathever. That's what garbage disposals are for, right Kevin Spacey?

You see, garbage disposals are designed to take a moderate amount of soft garbage and chop it up in chunks that are small enough to ...Keep reading.

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If you needed further evidence that wealth is always distributed among the unworthy, hell, if you need further evidence that there is no god, just check out what an anonymous and very rich someone recently bought in a Sotheby's auction.

A lifesize anime statue. But not just any statue. It's an original Takashi Murakami sculpture. And yes, that white stuf swirling around the spunky, ecstatic anime character is EXACTLY what you think it is. If you don't believe me, click on the image to see the full statue. Needless to say, the image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Apparently whoever bought this did it over the phone. And with good reason. Would you like tho be the person raising your hand in an auction room when this thing is standing ...Keep reading.

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Check this out. just CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: This bridezilla had the nerve to make a huge life size likeness of her AS HER FUCKING WEDDING CAKE. This is beyond being self centered. She might as well proclaim that she's God or something. She seems to be initiating a dark ritual where by consuming her own, gawdily dressed effigy, she shall open a door to her twisted dimension and begin a new, cursed age of her dark reign over our barren, twisted souls. Or at least her husband's. Speaking of which, look at the sad, defeated expression this man has. "Hmmmmm.. I wonder what the pussy gon' taste like..." It tastes like bacalaítos, of course. I'll excuse the psychedelic design on her wedding dress because she was actually raised in africa and she's paying homage to their lively, colorful prints, but a "me cake"? I mean I've read horror ...Keep reading.

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Here's MY flowers and chocolate: Fuck yeah, motherfuckers.

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