A short while ago I loaded up my browser and on Google's main page I found this interesting link for a very "particular" Wiki-How. For those of you who are not familiar with WikiHow, it's a user-based project designed to be the world's biggest instruction manual for EVERYTHING, including, of course, living your own life. Regarding this last topic, one of their links today called my attention, since it was titled "How to Make Your Parents Love You for Who You Are". Hmmmmm, that sounds familiar. So I open it up and give it a read.

Ha! It was just as I imagined. They never mention it explicitly, but this how-to post should have been called "Coming Out of The Closet For Dummies". Even though the word gay or homosexual or lesbian or zoophylic goth satan worshipper isn't mentioned ANYWHERE, you'll see what I mean. Here's a ...Keep reading.

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So I went out with my dad.

Turns out we had to do some stupid errand which he either was too lazy to do or couldn't do by himself. Mother was away, probably taking one of her numerous courses in, oh I don't know, painting, jewelry design, gardening, guitar playing, whatever strikes her fancy that week. That woman has a thirst for knowledge that befuddles me. It's like she wants to become the Dominican Martha Stewart. I can see her now, with her pastel apron and her deadpan monotone voice:

"Hi, my fellow viewers. Today we are going to try a delicious new treat. It's my trademark MANGÚ DE PLÁTANO MADURO CON RUEDITAS DE SALAMI "SANTA CRÚ" Y REVORTILLO DE HUEVO FRITO CON ARRÓ HABICHUELA Y CARNE", which we will top with a nice bottle of the finest Chianti straight from California's richest vineyards."

But enough ...Keep reading.

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I smell changes this year!

I mean besides the blog. The events from the last couple of years have led me to this cliffhanger in my personal life where I feel like I need to brace myself for all the things that are coming my way.

You might have heard about it from all the times I rant and bitch about the subject. I wanna get the hell out of my house. I'm sick of it. Lately I've been spending less and less time there, and spending more and more time with HIM. I'm not doing it on purpose, but because over the past few months I've grown more and more accustomed to his company, to the point that now spending any free time without him sounds absurd, and whenever we're not together we're constantly thinking about each other. Yeah, I know, we're a couple of ...Keep reading.

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So I got home one day, after promising to take mom shop for groceries. And I see this skinny, nerdy somewhat kinda "cute-ish" looking guy getting out of his car and gowing towards me to shake my hand. Who the fuck is this guy? and why is he parked out front? Is he a mormon? no, he's not blonde or blue eyed, and he's not wearing the black tye/white shirt combo. Maybe he's selling something. Or charging his monthly newspaper delivery fee. Or he's coming to remind us of the next Dungeons and Dragons convention.

It turns out he is my brother's coworker, as I see my brother coming out and greeting him and showing him all around the house. That's weird. My brother almost never brings anyone home, not even girls.
Well, after the initial shock caused by the realization that his social life might not be ...Keep reading.

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