Here I am, completely alone in my house, just trying to sink in the fact that I'm not going to be seeing my parents for about two weeks. They're on vacation on the half-nation, Dominican Republic, while I am left here as Master, Ruler and Overlorld of this glorified pigpen. At least until the weekends, which is when the fucktard I call a brother comes over and eats every fucking thing in the fridge, only to leave me with half a soda bottle and a slice of cheese.
I had yet to enjoy one full night alone due to some interesting stuff going on in my life, which had supplied me with some very welcome company ever since my parents left a couple of days ago.
These past few nights have been quite... amusing.
Ha!!! Amusing! what a pathetic choice of words to describe the best time I've had since five ...Keep reading.
