I had to interrupt the Art Night picture post to celebrate 2 years of having met the most wonderful, loving thoughtful, geeky, and downright amazing individual. I still don't believe that I would end up finding my soul mate (that word is so cheesy and overused, but I can't find another one) in my once most bitter forum nemesis (vivid memories of our infamous Photoshop Wars come ot mind. Luckily most of those atrocities have been lost...) I wonder what would have happenned if we hadn't met face to face in that party. I mean damn, look at where we are now. Planning our lives as a couple and after all this time still behaving as if we're fuckin' newlyweds. I know that after we move together we'll grow sick of each other from time to time [but that's what the Wii and the Xbox 360 will be there for]. ...Keep reading.

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More out of focus pics for your squirming pleasure!

Since the picture hosting plugin thingy in my Wordpress is a piece of shit, I had to resort again to Imageshack, which is why I'll have to cut this one short too and leave the rest of the pics for a part 3. Anyway let's continue and ignore the fact that I've been a lazy fuck and neglected my blog for over a week now.

After marveling at the highly original works of art (sic!) in the previous post, I was getting a little hungry. Maybe it was the overabundance of fruit baskets, or the alluring smell of catering tables. As soon as they announced that the tables were open, everyone scuttled around like cattle and proceeded to form lines. As I made a beeline for one of the tables I saw something red, blurry and scary zoom by.

...Keep reading.

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KAISER LEVELED UP!

Yes, I finally told her last weekend.

I was expecting a full blown diva breakdown like this bitch:

But, surprisingly, she took it rather calmly. I had no idea how to break the news to her as I was stupidly "waiting for the right moment", meanwhile time passed by and DS (the boyfriend, not the game sistem, both of which i love to death) got more and more pissed off at my lack of action. Fortunately, Bobby Brown-- I mean, my dad provided the right oportunity to do so with one of his senseless, booze-fueled rants directed at me for no reason at all.

It turns out that last saturday I came ...Keep reading.

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WARNING: INSIDIOUSLY GEEKY THREAD

Yes, I bought the DS LITE.

I know I said that I'd buy one after I was done refurbishing what is going to become my new headquarters (Darky's apartment) but I just couldn't wait any longer.

I had no intention to buy this gorgeous timewaster anytime soon, but last weekend Darky and I were kinda bored and I started whining about wanting a DS Lite (like I used to do every half hour when we got together) and suddenly he's like, "ok if you buy one of those then I'm allowed to buy a fucking X-box 360!" and I was like "O yeah?" and he's like "yeah!" and at first I thought he was joking around but then I realized he was serious and I said "Fuck yo' bitch-ass. Im'a buy me one ...Keep reading.

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So I'm about to move.

A few months ago D.S. and I started pimping up his apartment to see if I could move in with him anytime in the near decade. We painted the walls, we repaired pipes and fixed leaks. We even bought some courtains a few weeks ago that look awesome with the new paint scheme, and also prevent the neighbors from freaking out and starting a lynching party whenever they see us making out through the windows or parading around naked.

We still have a few paint jobs to finish and that's that, but all we're waiting for to prepare for my inminent invasion of D.S.'s private space is a bed. A soft, fluffy, huge bed. I mean we wanna sleep in a fucking ocean of mattress. We want a bed ...Keep reading.

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