Archive for the 'Dark Soul' Category

Dec
20th
2006

WWW.WIISTERIA.COM IS GO!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

OMG YOU GUYS!!!!! DID YA KNOW!!! THERE'S A BRAND NEW WII PAGE OUT THERE! *GASP* AND IT'S FOR PUERTORRICAN WIIS!!!!

Finally, our work is [amost] done!!!1

Gawd. It's been almost two weeks of designing, coding, debugging, screaming, cussing, bickering and bitching, but we got 'er done. DS and I gave birth to a beautiful baby webpage, which we plan on making grow until it destroys the whole internet.

I already showed you a logo, now here's the whole thing:

OMG WIISTERIA!

Don't worry it's geared mostly towards puertorrican users so it's in spanish (international users are also welcome).

Basically the whole point of this page is to provide this island's thousands of Wii owners with an easy place where to meet other contacts and exchange Wii numbers, since Nintendo went out of it's league to ...Keep reading.

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Dec
18th
2006

Sorry for the lack of updates…

By Kaiser Dämmerung

But if you've been lurking around DS's blog lately you'll notice he mentions something about us working on a website.

We've been at it for the past 2 weeks or so, trying to launch a project that came into my mind in one of those rare hours of workplace boredom. What's the page about? Let's just say that it has to do with this Christmas' must-buy-puertorrican-black-friday-frenzy-inducing item. And no, it's not fucking "Fondle Me Elmo".

You know what? let me give ya a little clue. Here's the logo:

 

This is the first full-fledged website I've visually designed for myself since that horrid yellow nightmare that was my portfolio (no, I won't link to it again, it's too painful). I mean visually designed because I'm working graphics only. DS, of course, is ...Keep reading.

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Nov
21st
2006

Kaiser’s STATE OF THE GAME ADDRESS

By Kaiser Dämmerung

WARNING: this thread is so GEEKY it will have you wearing pocket protectors by the time you're done reading.

My fellow Gamers:

I HAVE NO LIFE.

This Christmas, unlike any other Christmas I have ever spent in the history of... well... everything, I have so many games and game systems that I don't even know what to do with my life. It's disgusting.

I remember back in the 90's, with no money, no job, and barely any games to play with, surviving only through the "charity" of Blockbuster Video, who kept my gaming thirst in check with their rentals. I was so desperate to play i didn't fucking EAT so I could save money to rent a game on weekends. And sometimes I was lucky enough to save for half a game and my parents begrudgingly agreed to lend me the other half.

Fast forward to today:

5 consoles and a PC. SIX GAMING PLATFORMS. Good grief. Now I ...Keep reading.

Nov
16th
2006

Gah! So much stuff to celebrate!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Damn, these last few weeks have been quite a ride!

First, I moved out of my house. emoticon

Second, my two year anniversary with DS emoticon

Third and most important: DS's BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Oct
30th
2006

Ummm, surprise?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

A double helping of pussy

I  moved out of my house.

It all happenned so fast and so casually that I haven't really had time to digest the whole situation. Books, clothes, toys and lots of other crap remain in boxes in someone else's house, waiting to settle down and start a new life with the only person that has been able to stand me (and viceversa) for over two years.

The house is still far from being completely revamped, but at least it looks much more inviting now that it has furniture and a new paint job inside. Outside it still looks shabby and peeled. But hey, it's not that bad. It is a thousand times better than that castrating cube I called my room back in my parent's house. Heh, I'm still not ...Keep reading.

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Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

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Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

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The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...