Archive for the 'Dark Soul' Category

Dec
26th
2007

Christmas loot!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

It's that time of year, heathens!

The time of year where you flaunt whatever the old fat bearded bastard left you under the tree. And this year he really outdid himself.

Oh who am I kidding, Santa Claus died when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The person responsible for the most awesome gift I have ever received in my LIFE is none other than DS, who surpsisingly always finds a way to get me an even better gift with every passing year that we're together. It's fucking unbelievable.

I had hinted for months about how infatuated I had gotten with a certain piece of portable game hardware, but I didn't dare buy it since we're saving as much money as we can for purposes that I will disclose fully in another post. He was the first one who got horrified at the idea ...Keep reading.

Nov
2nd
2007

So Kaiser, what’s been going on with you?

By Kaiser Dämmerung

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Yeah, I know it's been millenia since I wrote something in this place, it's about time I dusted off the cobwebs, turned on the bar lights and start serving some appletinis to all of you perverted voyeurs out there.

So yeah. What has been going on this past few months in my life? I figured that since the last thing you wanna do in an internet littered with lame, boring piece o' shit blogs is read a mile long diatribe about bitching, moaning and general emo behavior. So I'll do my best to avoid the above and give you a condensed, juicy rundown. Shit... Where do I start. Oh yeah:

...Keep reading.
Mar
13th
2007

I’m not dead… Just tired

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Who would have thought launching a website would bring such a crapload of things to do. It's fucking insane.

Well, It's been kind of bittersweet being the supreme ruler of your own domain, seeing as out of the 2 projects we launched, one of them took off dramatically and the other one seems to be stagnant due to the lack of interest from users and shitty promotion.

Wiisteria has been a blast. Lately every aspect of the site has been consuming me and DS's time: The main page, the news blog and the forum. Especially the forum. I had NO idea how many Nintenfreaks were lurking around, looking for a place to vent. And vent they have. We even had our share of bible-thumping closet cases, who let their true colors shine when they felt threatened ...Keep reading.

Jan
22nd
2007

Gayest drink ever

By Kaiser Dämmerung

A lot of people who see me and DS in person don't believe we're actually a couple. People tend to judge by looks, naturally, so they assume we're two pansy-sniffing fairies who like to frolic in shopping malls. Some even say we look intimidating (I'm looking at you, Héctor A.). But nothing could be farther from the truth. If you ever have the chance to have dinner with us, look at what we possibly will be drinking:

Haaaaay girlfrieeeend!

I don't even remember what kind of homosexual smorgasbord lies within this concoction, or what was it's name. The only thing it was missing was a tiny pink paper umbrella, but that would make the drink implode in a swirling vortex of GAY.

So there ya have it. Sooner or later you always get to see what a ...Keep reading.

Jan
8th
2007

New Year finally makes sense, sort of

By Kaiser Dämmerung

This is the first time in years that I've truly felt that new years eve really brought some changes all around. There's been so much new stuff that I don't even know where to begin! Usually new year's eve is such a borefest that I end up either trying to get drunk (and quitting fearfully when I start feeling all pukey) or just sleeping it off. Pathetic, I know. But previously I usually spent new years with my folks, who are not exactly party animals when left by themselves.

This new year's eve was no different. Since I'm no longer living with my folks I decided to spend it with them so I don't end up looking like the antisocial pink sheep (even though the antisocial label is never gonna rub off no matter how hard I try). They decided to host the party in my sister's house, who was very pregnant and was not in a ...Keep reading.

Older Stuff

Praise the Lord… While rockin’ the fuck out!

Oh yes ladies and gentlemen, you bet your ass some money hungry Christoids want a piece of the profitable band simulation market. After the rampant success of Guitar Hero and Rockband, they needed to find an excuse to cater to all those "young sheep" whose brains are so wiped of all independent thought to the point where they are not allowed to hear or even like mainstream popular music. And what better way to do ...

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...