Finally La Mierda del Monte decided to do their fucking job and give us our precious car today, so we wasted no time and split the fuck out of Orlando as if we had a firecracker lit in our asses. Yeah, the city is great, but goddamn, there's only so much cramped motel rooms and fast food we can take. What the fuck am I even talking about. I am writing this from yet another Motel 6 so we're still playing dirty motel whores. Unfortunately not only is this one smaller but also dirtier, I saw one of those little tiny cockroaches and DS squashed the shit out of it and now I'm freaked out because I don't want those little bastard fuckers crawling all over me while I sleep. Fuck. I hope our new apartments are properly fumigated. Goddamned vermin now I can't sleep. I'll even call up my dad, have ...Keep reading.

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Sorry to bring up suc a sappy song to describe wat i'm going troug, but tere's no oter way around it. Today, Thursday, on the 29th day of May of the year 2008, I BAIL TE FUCK OUT OF PUERTO RICO. By te way, I'm still writing on a laptop wit a busted H, so if you ave a pet peeve for grammar I suggest you equally bail te fuck out of tis post and all subsequent posts tat pop up until I can ook up my desktop again. You've been warned, grammar nazis. Back to topic: yes, today is te day were my life is bound to take a uge turn and I migt as well document it on my blog, even if I ave to fuck it ...Keep reading.

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So we just came back from sending both our desktops in UPS for packaging and delivery. Luckily my old laptop still works, the downside is that we now have to fight each other to use it. If one is using the internet, the other one has to play videogames or go read something or in my case, lie in the bed looking at the ceiling. This laptop also has a busted letter 'h' so you have to press it extra hard for it to register and it's pissing me off. You know what? fuck it. From this moment on I'll write without the goddamn letter H. I'm tired of aving to ammer it in order for it to work. See? tat wasn't so bad.

Te rest of out clotes are still in boxes and part of it is already ...Keep reading.

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'Cause that's exactly what I wanna do every time I look at it. I don't need porn anymore.  This shit is sex-ay.

Of course I designed it myself. Took me long enough, since I'm still toiling with the Guildhall's entrance requirements and the time I have left for stuff like this is very limited (i started working on it months ago). But the wait paid off. DS really outdid himelf with the programming, and it came out as close to the prototype as it could be. Kudos to my man. He's awesome like that.

I feel like I have a new house. A sexy new house where you just wanna fuck in every corner.

Of course this is a work in progress so if you see any weird stuff or shit that's out of place or links that don't work, let me know ASAP and I'll ...Keep reading.

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Tags: new, blog, redesign, supercilious, kaiser, dämmerung

 

I'm leaving Puerto Rico.

Oh settle down you queens, don't get your panties in a bunch, I'm not doing it now. Jeez. 

Sorry for shoving it in your face like that, all rough and hard with no vaseline. But since DS has made it public and discussed it openly on his blog, I see no reason to skirt around the subject anymore.

Halfway through 2007, as I sat in my underpayed, dead end job, I decided that this is definitely NOT the way I want to spend the rest of my life. I don't hate what I do, but I don't like it either. But I couldn't possibly make a living out of something so horribly methodical and monotonous.

For as long as I can remember, I ...Keep reading.

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