Just what is the cause of America's obsession with vapid skanks with no talent and too much money on their hands?
Everytime MSN's home page loads up, there's a section dedicated to celebrity gossip, and each and every day there is Paris Hilton's face with a different headline that goes from banal to utterly ridiculous. Or there's Britney with her latest hissy fit. Or one of the Olsen twins died her hair a shade less blonde. Why is this important? Who is actually satisfied when reading this disposable garbage that passes for "news"?
Let's take America's Attention Whore Extraordinaire, the Princess of Skank, Paris Hilton.

This bitch thinks she owns the world. Lady, first of all, ...Keep reading.

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In one of those moments of sheer boredom, I started browsing my dusty CD collection. After seeing each and every one of the 100+ titles that threaten to fracture the CD case's spine like an old lady's hip after being pushed down a flight of stairs, I came to the brilliant and incisive conclusion that I have a really, really fucked up taste for music.
Can you imagine what goes on in the head of a guy who likes both Stone Temple Pilots and Britney Spears?
Exactly.
At least I would have an excuse calling some of my CD's "guilty pleasures", but I'm not gonna lie to you, I greatly enjoy listening to disposable fluff like BB Mak, La Bouche and (the horror!) Kelly Clarkson. Yes. Kelly Clarkson. You can stop wincing now, asshole.
The thing is, If those are guilty pleasures, I don't feel "guilty" at all. Should I ...Keep reading.

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