LIEK... OMG!!!1!!1!!shift+1!! I WAS AT TEH WORK AND THEN I HEAR TEH PEOPLES MURMURING SOME SHIT AND I WAS LIEK WTF? AND THEN I FOUND OUT THAT WE WERE GONNA BE VISITED BY LIKE, DADDY YANKEE AND SHIET! OMG!!!! DADDY YANKEE TEH DUDE WHO SINGS THAT FUNKY GASOLINE SONG AND TEH OTHER SONG THAT TELLS YOU TO BREAK STUFF!!!11! SO I SAID LIEK, OMG I HAVE GOT TO STALK TIHS GUY HE IS LIEK SO FAMOUS AN STUFF HE SANG ON TEH MTV AWARDS AND STUFF!!1 AND THEN I STARTED ROAMING AROUND WITH MY PHONE CAMERA AND SHIT AND SUDDENLY I WAS LIEK OMG THERE HE IS!!1!!

HOLY FUXXORZ I CANT BELEIVE I GOTS DADDY YANKEE SO CLOSE TO ME! I MEAN WE'S ONLY SEPERATED BY A THIN SHEET OF GLASS!! FOR REALS YO!!!1

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In recent hours, while rummaging around Puerto Rico's blog community website, I stumbled upon THIS HORRIFIC OFFENSE TO ALL OF GOD'S CREATION.

What.. The... FUCK!

Ok, I consider it reasonable and fair that reggaetón as a genre has evolved (although VERY slowly) form it's "PUTA, MARICONA, DONDE TU ESTÁS METÍA COÑO!" roots and is now a mainstream phenomenon, even though it has been recycling the same beats and lyrics for nearly two decades. But this?!

Ok, from browsing through this horrific dreg of a blog you can read that this queen has actually fused reggaetón with ballads (which has already been done dozens of times before by more famous "performers", but not as masterfully horrible as this), and he intends to introduce himself into the mainstream, even if that means creating a shitty blog and subjecting our community with empty posts trying to do ...Keep reading.

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Yep, you read right. PENIS review.

It's a review. About penises.

But not just any penis. Celebrity penis.

Oh come on! don't tell me you have never wondered what your favorite celebrity is packing behind those pants! Either out of curiosity or just sheer morbid interest, I know some of you guys have thought of measuring up with whatever famous singer or movie star, after being annoyed by all the ladies (and some gentlemen) who would drop their pants for them in a heartbeat. Or you ladies (and again, an awful lot of gentlemen) who lust after a certain unreachable superstar but will not rest until your filthy, depraved sexual fantasy with your favorite famous stud is complete with a visual of his actual package, not the perfect, immaculately trimmed and pristine tool of the gods you imagine they must have.

For some of us it's a turn-on, ...Keep reading.

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I assume you read my previous entry on the state of America's obsession with useless media queens who monopolize people's attention, time and money.
In case you actually care, here's what's been happening with some of them:

"Hi, welcome to Chuck-E-Cheeses, table for how many?"

Her awful bar-hopping, drink-drug-sex fest of a show, "Taradise", was cancelled. Apparently the media says the blond slut-shell is going through a mental breakdown and is heavily depressed and fuming against E!. Now that she's jobless she said in an interview she actually wants people to take her acting seriously. Sure. I'll take her seriously. Just as I take Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or world peace seriously. If I were in her ...Keep reading.

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No, this is not a post about selling body parts in the black market, so back off, FBI. I don't wanna end up like Filiberto.
I'm talking about that whole new breed of shows popping out that have to do with ghosts and the supernatural. After the success of Medium, it seems every fucking network wants to have someone who can talk to/see/hunt the paranormal, and now this is getting fuckin' ridiculous.
Medium, although a good series, runs the risk of seeing their ideas copied and running out of new plots and ideas for their show, since all that ghost sighting/psychic/ESP topic is not an easy one to feed to people who get more thrilled for the fact that Ashton married Demi over the weekend in some heathen Kaballah ritual involving blood drinking and the sacrifice of virgin maidens. Who the fuck cares? they WANT ...Keep reading.

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