Out of all the flaky, mediocre, drug addled, self important, attention whore, fame hungry celebutards that creep and crawl through print, film and TV, we have to lose a truly remarkable, talented one. I mean this guy had it made. He was fortunate enough to escape the dreaded "teen movie hunk" stigma pretty early in his career. Got progressively better movie roles. Built a reputation as a great character actor. Got an Oscar nomination. He was the fucking Joker for god's sakes! Even by watching the trailer you just know people are gonna go "Nicholson who?" after seeing The Dark Knight. But shit happens. We don't know the true reason of his passing yet, but what pisses me off even more about his death is that there's a lot of drug-addled, human garbage polluting Hollywood today, which for some fucked up reason find a way to NOT ...Keep reading.

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...and stuff a shit-ton of things you couldn't bring into prison so we can smuggle it in on our next prison visit day!

 

I'm starting this initiative since Tor is a broken man and needs to do something to make Paris feel al better, since his world revolves around her (plus we need him to continue the "Paris Hilton Chronicles" he has been religiously writing on the newspaper).

 Inside that cake we could smuggle a few things Paris could find helpful or comforting, like:

A Blackberry or Sidekick. Girlfriend needs to get her text message on!

Clippings from the whole media frenzy she has created (including, of course, Tor's riveting newspaper saga of Paris' pain and suffering).

Sarah Silverman's severed head

Lindsay's coked out knife pics so she has something to laugh about....Keep reading.

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Tags: Paris, Hilton, Jail, Smuggle, Cake, Whore, Cry

If you want to find out what the hell you're looking at, then click on the thumbnail and unravel the mystery. But only do so if and only if you were one of those who actually gave a damn about the previous post.

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(I said that with a british accent)

Well this is quite a pleasant bit of news. After the mass hysteria caused by J.K. Rowling's announcement of Harry Potter's final book (July 21st bitches!!!) it turns out that our friend Dan Radcliffe, a.k.a. Harry from the movies, is going to be acting in a West End theater play. But not just any play. It's a revival of a play that hasn't been shown since the 70's, called "Equus".

The interesting part of this play is not only that it hasn't been on stage for over 30 years, but that the character played by Radcliffe, a mentally ill boy who blinds horses, gets to be NAKED ONSTAGE and simulate a sex act on top of a horse.

What, you think I'm making this shit up or that this is a cheap tabloid rumor? Heres a promo shot:

...Keep reading.

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SO I WAS LIEK, MINDING MAH OWN BIZ HERE IN MAH CUBICLE LOOKIN' ALL FLY AN SHIT, AND THEN I HEAR ALL THESE PEOPLES RUNNING ALL AROUND AND I'M LIEK WTF? IS THERE LIKE SOME FIRE OR SOME SHIT GOING ON? CAUSE LIKE I DON'T HEAR NO ALARM AND IF THOSE FUCKIN WATER SQUIRT THINGS IN TEH CEILING START SPRINKLIN IT GON' FUCK UP MA HAIRDO. AND THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT. THAT DOMINICAN LADY ON MAH BUILDIN SPEND LIKE 6 HOURS MAKING MA HAIR STRAIGHT. SO I GET UP MA SEAT AND GO TO WHERE ALL THESE BITCHES BE GOING AND THEY ALL HUDDLING AROUND SOMETHIN SMALL AND HAIRY AND I'M LIKE HEEEEY, HEY... HAY!!!!!! BITCH GET OUTTA MY WAY! GET OFF MA FACE!!! GIT YO ASS OUT THE WAY!!!1 AND I PUSH ALL THEM NASTY BITCHES ASIDE.

AND THEN I SEES HIM:

...Keep reading.

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