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Archive for the 'Celebs' Category

Aug
14th
2008

Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's hard not to want to just grab her, dope her up, saw open up her skull and take a huge shit inside, at least that way it can be filled with something resembling a brain. Apparently, little bitch is jealous of big ol' sister. Here are some precious quotes from her interview in Us Magazine, along with some visual reference to put her words in perspective: "I grew up watching Lindsay"

...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Rants, Sex, WTF | 3 Comments »

May
9th
2008

Celebrity Penis Review Part 4

By Kaiser Dämmerung
Oh yeah. You know you wanted it. Don't act coy. You yearned for it. You beg for it like a naughty catholic schoolgirl asking for a spanking. It's that time again.... To stare at celebrity cock! Needless to say the links are ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK, as if a title like the one above wouldn't be enough of a deterrent for you to not open this in an office environment, unless, as I stated before, you work at a penis research facility. If you're a guy, don't worry, it's not gay if you look at the pics only to "measure up". Comparing penis size is embedded in our genes. That's why those flaps of wood placed between urinals are a criminal offense against our right to see if our peeing neighbor puts us to shame or deserves our sympathy for not being "gifted", and thus immediately defining alpha ...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Gay | 12 Comments »

May
8th
2008

The Cell Phone Diaries, part 2

By Kaiser Dämmerung
I'm gonna have to buy me a microSD if I'm gonna keep up with all the weird and fascinating shit I get to snap on my disgustingly blurry cell phone camera on a daily basis. Speaking of shit, you may have seen this horrible affront to good taste whenever you're in Guaynabo, on the corner of Quizno's and Bellas Artes (sorry, don't know the names of those streets).

This is supposed to be a banner for a DESIGN school. My design school. My alma mater. Then, if it is indeed a design school... WHO THE FUCK APPROVED THIS GODDAMN HORRIBLE MISHMASH OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS AS A LEGITIMATE ADVERTISEMENT? I imagine they made a competition between first year students who were just then learning to use photoshop and the least atrocious design turned out to be this and won. Because I refuse to ...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Gay, WTF, Work | 6 Comments »

Apr
30th
2008

Second coming of Jesus? FUCK THAT! This is ten times better!!!

By Kaiser Dämmerung

Oh yeah. That's right, motherfuckers.

It\'s Ace of Base, bitch!

ACE OF BASE IS BACK, BABY!!!

Did you Turn Around? Did you see The Sign? Is it All That You Want?

What the fuck does it matter! It's Ace of fuckin' Base! PRAISE THE GODS OF SWEDISH POP FOR THEY HAVE HEARD MY NIGHTLY PRAYERS!!!! Ohmygod. Presale. Presale!!!! where the fuck can I make a presale for the love of fuck I'm going batshit insane here Ace of Base is coming the fuck back!!!!!! BRB gotta change my pants I just came, peed and shat at the same time. P.S.: I Know, they used to be 4 members, but the blonde chick retired after her record contract expired. Apparently she "hates" being famous and became a recluse. That bitch...

Posted in Celebs, GayTunes, OMG | 6 Comments »

Feb
16th
2008

Mediocrity rises from the dead

By Kaiser Dämmerung

If you thought this shit was over, you're in for a surprise.

Remember THIS POST FROM TWO YEARS AGO? I bet you do. And if you don't, I highly suggest you read it. Especially the comments. It's a Supercilious© classic.

 Well, I woke up this morning with this priceless gem in my comments:

Chamaquito Kaiser lamento mucho decirte que llevo tiempo leyendo tus baboserias y solo demuestras que tienes celos y una envidia brutal de Jovani. Nunca te podras parar a el lado de el ni de nadie, no podras superarte con esa inmadurez de un pobre mocoso como tu. Te deseo puedas superarte y honrar a los demas para que te honren a ti.

I was going to answer him right there in the comments but after examining the situation I decided that this is too LOLworthy to just leave in the ...Keep reading.

Posted in Celebs, Gay, Rants, Supercilious, WTF | 7 Comments »

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Well I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby

Meet Aliana Lohan. For those of you that are at least aware of the lifestyles of the rich and heinous and numerous websites devoted to them, she's the younger sister of ambiguously lesbian whorebag trainwreck actress/"singer" Lindsay Lohan. I usually don't pay attention to Z-list little shits like her, but when she opens her mouth and spouts stuff like THIS, it's ...

The Potato Peel Crisis

So DS wanted to make potato salad. Eh, why not. He makes a damn good potato salad. Great, today's lunch menu is decided. Soon enough I see him in the kitchen doing something that looked... questionable. No, he wasn't doing lewd things to the potatoes or drizzling them with any sort of "special dressing", he was just pushing tons and tons of potato peels through the trash disposal. But really pushing them like an unwanted ...

What the fuck is wrong with Puerto Rico’s Blogging community?!

It's been quite a long while since I went over to Puertoblogs to see what's new. I haven't had time to sit down and read through all the self centered drivel that clogs the internet today, and now that I finally got to do it, I wish i had not. Holy Fucking Shit. Yes, it is self centered because that's exactly what ...

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